The conversation came up again the other day in the pub and there was not a clear dividing line so to speak. Then the other day I was speaking to a buddy who mentioned this Book - Roger’s Profanisaurus. So I was looking online and this word, plus definition appeared:
wankache day n.
A special day which a fellow spends gripping a panhandle whilst tossing hot batter towards the ceiling.
After I picked myself up off the floor and stopped laughing I was thinking that this discussion needed to be brought to the blog for further review. I feel pretty strongly about it myself but others disagreed. I will be honest - back in the states and when I was younger I would jerk off if the wind changed directions but in Thailand I feel like self-love is almost a sin. Like I am wasting it when I could be out sharing myself with others. I mean this is Bangkok but maybe this is too harsh of a view.
Thoughts?
Well…I believe that context is the determining factor, as you pointed out. In Egypt, it was a necessity for me to self-indulge. In Thailand not only did I not self-idulge, but I chose carefully the encounters I had with the girls there. There are so many opportunities that one can get very picky over there. So, if you find yourself in a sexually restrictive environment you will probably find yourself clearing the pipes alone. But if you are in a place like Thailand, or heading there in the foreseeable future, you probably dont want to waste any time with yourself as willing participants are readily found.
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Growing up in the States where you are forced into involuntary abstinence everyday is wankache day. Moving to Thailand has changed things in this department. I find that I only toss the batter after an amazing encounter. The lady or ladies go home and I am still so excited by the experience that I need to continue on. This also helps me remain current on the latest Internet porn trends.
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Another Thailand website lists the “Bangkok Rules” which I read a few years ago. There were three rules followed by ‘extras’. I won’t reprint them all here, but the one that sticks in my memory that is appropriate is:
Extra #4:
“Nobody beats off in Bangkok…….correction
Nobody beats off alone in Bangkok.”
The original three rules were:
Rule #1 There’s always tomorrow night.
Rule #2 There’s more of that where that came from.
Rule #3 You never lose your girl, you only lose your turn.
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Having a wank = cash in the bank
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bbb - that is so true.
staying home is the only way I can save money in this town!
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Honestly folks - although enlightened, I can’t say we solved the issue. I must say though that Lolitas has changed my life…
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