I am a pervert. Let’s just get this out of the way first, so I don’t get comments that say “Dude, what are you some kind of a pervert?” Yes I am thank you. Not the kinky sex type, but more of the voyeuristic type. Cheap looks, cheep feels are all great thrills for me, it’s all good.That just happens to be my thing. So upon reading this past article in FS2M about a certain sauna experience, I thought to myself, this is Thailand and there must be an opportunity here and more of the heterosexual type than what has been previously been posted.
After living here in Phuket for the better part of 3 years, I am at the ‘been there done that’ phase and while the P4P scene is perfect when I don’t have the time or patience to play around, I have been searching for a way to practice my ‘game’, or what there is left of it. I have always thought there was something highly erotic about a sauna; scantily clad, hot and wet women in a dark steamy room. Mix in a few dark, smooth skinned hotties and we have ourselves something that could potentially be a lot of fun. While it may not work for everyone, this does it for me. With a sometimes on/off relationship with my Thai GF, my opportunities have been limited at best lately, and while she tends to frown upon the massages, there is nothing wrong with a sauna, right?So, I set out to see what I could find.
There are probably about 10 or so saunas here in Phuket, and unlike in the US, a sauna here generally means steam room. Dry saunas are not that common except maybe in some high-end gyms. After a bit of research I found 3 or 4 good saunas near where I live and have been frequenting all of them lately. All of which are nice and had a decent variety of Thai girls along with the usual farang and every once in a while a couple of Thai dudes. Some of these saunas offer standard massages and body-scrubs as well. For the last 5 weeks or so I have been going to these saunas pretty regularly, usually 4 to 5 times a week. These are all legit saunas and nothing like the one that has been posted here.
In one of my favorite saunas, I find the selection of steady woman who frequent the sauna to be quite good. While some days there may be only a few, other days I may see a steady stream of talent come and go. The Thai girls have figured out that these saunas, along with scrubs, yogurt and a bevy of other ointments and lotions, keeps their skin quite smooth. By their appearance and clothes most of them do not appear like they are there solely to meet or hook-up with farang. Although many Thai girls can be quite shy about their bodies in public, many of the girls who frequent these establishments seem to have gone against this grain. While the men are all given shorts to be worn in the sauna, I see a wide variety of attire for the women here. This can range from bathing suits, bras and underwear, to tight shorts and tank tops, but most common is the sarong, with nothing or just underwear underneath. While there are changing rooms many woman will elect to change outside using their carefully placed towel or sarong, often holding it in their teeth, while they strip down below. (not that I was looking or anything). Sometimes they will bring their lotions & oils in the sauna with them and apply them right there, or sometimes they apply it on each other. A hot and wet barely clothed Thai woman rubbing oil on herself or friends is an incredibly erotic site and should not be missed. On several occasions girls have opened their sarongs to allow the steam in, and while not directly in front of me I still got quite an eyeful of the goods, however this is still quite rare. The girls who come in groups or with friends are definitely more adventurous then those who come alone. Now that we have the basics covered and set the mood, let’s get on to the good stuff.
The following stories are true, however names have been changed and places have been omitted to allow the guilty to continue to commit their crimes. After about a week or so of visiting one of the saunas I meet an attractive woman, probably in her early 30’s with a considerable rack, dressed in a small bikini and we start chatting it up with the standard conversation. In and out of the sauna we travel, sitting close each time. On one trip into the sauna the steam is quite thick and we take our respective seats, with just two other people at the other end of the sauna who could not see us. This time she lies down on the tiled bench and stretches her arms overhead to where I’m sitting, as her hands fall against my lap. This is the only sign I needed. The gates were now open, and being the perfect gentleman I slide closer to her so her arms would not have to stretch that far. A touch here, a caress there and things were moving along nicely just as the other two occupants leave the sauna. I take this opportunity to push the envelope and explore what was lurking under that overstretched bikini top. No objection from my new friend as my hands massaged and pulled to their hearts content. Now things were really heating up, and a family of 10 could have easily lived in the tent that I have just pitched in my sauna-provided shorts. After a bit of this were both hot, and the sauna was now sweltering, but neither of us really wanted to leave. I finally found the energy to get up when she grabs my pole and pulls me close to her. I take this opportunity to explore a bit further south as my hands circumvent the bikini bottoms I find a sauna hotter than the one we were in. After about a minute of this play, and like a rush of cold air, another patron enters the sauna, stopping both of us dead in our tracks. With the amount of steam that was there, I doubt we had revealed any of our activities. Thoroughly cooked now, we both take this opportunity to exit the sauna, but not before I strategically place my sauna-provided towel over the obvious growth in my shorts. On leaving the sauna premises she handed me a small paper with her phone number on it, and with a warm smile, she said, “Call Me”
About 4 weeks ago I met another beauty on a late Friday afternoon. This one, 29, had an incredibly firm body, and an ass that nearly had spilling my wad. She wore a tight fitting bathing suit top with short-like bathing suit bottoms. I’ll call her “Friday”. After a bit of talking I found out she comes to the sauna ever Friday, as her job at the bank closes early. We talk a lot both in and out of the sauna, and get to know each other just a bit. One trip into the sauna I see her massaging her shoulders, and of course, being a concerned non-citizen I ask her “Jeb Mai” (do you have pain). She nods her head, as I reach for her shoulders to give her a nice warm neck, back and shoulder massage. Her eyes are closed and she leans back, apparently enjoying the massage. After the massage we both get up and leave without much more happening. On subsequent visits into the sauna, there is just a bit of flirting, but really not much. After that I said goodbye and hope to see her next week. So the next week rolls around and sure enough “Friday” sees me and flashes a wide smile. We chat and flirt just a bit, but nothing happens much, and the same on the next Friday.
So now the 4th week arrives, and I see Friday once again. At this point I was wondering if this is really going anywhere since I did not seem to be progressing anywhere with this girl, other than some nice conversations and a cheap feel here and there. So in and out of the sauna we travel together, and on each trip out, she will head into a shower to cool down, while I often jump in the small pool to cool down. On this trip she gives me a bright smile as she heads over to the large water tubs where people often dump pales of water over themselves to cool down. I follow her over there this time to cool down as well, when as soon as I arrive, she gives me this wicked smile and heads over to another shower room, which is in the back, and not the usual one she goes to. My eyes follow her as she opens the door to the shower, and just before entering she shoots me this look with that same wicked grin again.
Well this is all I need, and I soon follow in her footsteps as I open the partially closed shower door and ask “aab nam duai” (can I shower with you). She replies with a sweet “Ka” (yes) and I quickly enter into the small shower room, however this door has no lock on it, so I drop my sauna towel at the foot of the door to keep it closed. Here in the shower, and out of the public view, things progress very fast and soon that cool shower had us both hot and bothered. Well one thing led to another and our wet attire quickly found a nice place all bunched up in the corner of the shower floor. Now with a door that did not lock, we had to be quite careful, and so she artfully had one hand on the door hand on the floor while I took care of business. A marathon session it was not, as I lived up to my name and left my load circling the shower drain, and headed straight back into the sauna for a cool down. At this point we both stared at each other, not really believing what just happened, and yes even in Thailand, I still get surprised once in a while.
So, based on these, and a few other, smaller incidents, I am now shamefully addicted to the sauna. Sure I have to drink 20 liters of water a day just to function, but it’s all worth it. From a pervert’s perspective, this is my little slice of heaven. Well that’s all the time I have today, and seeing how it’s Friday, I have a ‘meeting’ to attend to.
Excellent post man! Gave me a stiffy
I’m off to to google to find out where the sauna’s are in bangkok…
View all comments by IC1
nice post indeed
ic1 - just put the list in the comments- thanks
View all comments by sideshowBOB
Just got pretty hot in my air conditioned office. You really need to give a rundown of the name/locations of the various saunas. Only fair…
I have a review here on the blog of the Silom Sauna in Pattaya and there is both steam and dry in it, as well as 3 pools. But it is strictly men only. I assumed saunas around town were also segregated.
Two other comments/questions?
The first one… Did you, in fact, call her?
Second, not preaching, but a tad surprised, I assume condoms were not handy in that back shower…
View all comments by Pattaya Ghost
http://www.bangkokservices.com/html/saunas.html
here’s a list of some sauna’s after doing a quick search. i’m not sure how many of them are gay oriented sauna’s so if you happen to go to one and end up in a room full of chorizo just let everyone know so we won’t make the same mistake.
View all comments by UnCochinoWetback
Interesting.
Always assumed saunas were places where men went to get hot and sticky with other men. Seems you learn something new every day.
Are these saunas of which you speak in Patong?
View all comments by Phuket&C
yeah, forget that link. all those places were sausage steamers. unless you are a fan of the greek bath houses in san francisco i wouldn’t recommend going there unless you are into sword crossing.
View all comments by UnCochinoWetback
@PG: no need for nodders, he’d be pasteurised anyway after that.
View all comments by Combover
Excellent!
View all comments by Riodon
Ok, what I will do is take submit a list of the ones I have been to, with small details, but not what happened at which sauna details.
PG- 1st. - No I did not call her as the GF gets pretty annoyed when I get too many calls from strange women. I cannot imagine why she does not trust me.
2nd - Don’t tell my mom, please
View all comments by I Phukit
P & C - Kata and Chalong were the ones I have been frequenting
View all comments by I Phukit
Excellent, a list!
Soon these saunas will be awash with more middle aged mongers than the Ramkhamhaeng campus library.
View all comments by Combover
then sword fights ensued…
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@I Phukit: Is Christin soapy joint still operating, and if so, how are the prices and quality of girls? It was a pretty sorry state of affairs last time I tried the place but that was 4-5 years ago I guess.
View all comments by Combover
Christins still operating but i won’t go back there after the crap service and high prices they were charging last time. (This was in ‘06 so things might have changed since then).
View all comments by Phuket&C
Good to know. Thanks.
View all comments by Combover
I have actually never tried Christian, however I used to talk to the girls that worked there every night. At around 12 midnight, all of the girls are off work and hungry, and the street just outside Christian is a virtual buffet of street carts. Back when I was living in Patong I used to hang and chat with the girls after their shift. That was back in 06 and they were charging 2500 all-in from what I heard. (Since I never did go in, I could not confirm this) For me, it just seemed overpriced and the girls were really nothing special, and always had that caked-on-makeup look which does not really fly w/ me. I did see a good amount of Japanese going in and out of that place quite often, so it must be what their into.
The way I see it there are enough punters in these saunas anyway, which is why I left out the details. Help me think of ways we can get more TG’s to frequent these places and I will share more.
View all comments by I Phukit
Most Thai girls hate to use condoms as they think “condoms are only for prostitutes”. After banging a hot neighbor girl a few times she suddenly refused sex unless it was without a condom. I said no, she pouted so I showed her the door.
It’s scary when you learn how many “good girls” do bareback riding with multiple partners. They would all deny it but I’ve lived here for over 10 years and witnessed enough of it to say it’s a very high percentage.
View all comments by Hard one
h1 - so true the normal girls tend to the least into safe sex. cracks me up and their reaction when u say u want to use condoms is funny. then they love to get on the p4p girls but who is smarter about the safe sex - almost always the p4p girls.
View all comments by sideshowBOB
Id say of all of the ‘normal girls’ ive dealt with in my time, perhaps only 1 in 10 would suggest me wrapping up.
The few occasions Ive been asked to put my prick in a bag and i havent had any to hand, they just brush it off and carry on regardless.
I porked a chick from R3 once who offered to go bareback for an extra 1k baht.
View all comments by Young Penfold
P.s. For anyone who likes getting their shit pushed-in, and is on a visa run to Penang, theres a turkish steamer style fag-house in ‘One Stop/Midland’ shopping centre called ‘Leo’. 3rd of 4th floor i think.
Id always here the gym-fairies cooing about the place in the changing rooms or by the freeweights
20ringett (200 odd baht) admission if memory serves me correct
View all comments by Young Penfold
My word, gentlemen, I had exactly the same experience. The last time I was in BKK the ‘tweener’ girl I hung out with (no explicit payment, she drove her own Honda, told me to bugger off a few times because she was busy, but definite interest in handbags and expensive dinners and I met her at a pretty shady after hours joint) did the same thing. I didn’t even have condoms in my hotel room, as I wasn’t planning on bringing anyone back there, so I asked her if she had any. She said, ‘Just pull out,’ to which I did _not_ respond, ‘You got it kiddo. By the way, sweetie, the check is in the mail and of course I’ll respect you in the morning.’ I couldn’t believe it. When I bang here in the sexless, antiseptic US of A where having four different partners in one year makes you a health risk (or a baller, depending on your point of view), most women want me to dress up in a moon landing suit the first few times.
View all comments by tosh
“P & C - Kata and Chalong were the ones I have been frequenting”
C’mon man… can you be a little more specific than that?
View all comments by John Brown
The fact is that in any coed sauna you have the opportunity for meeting these women, regardless of where it is. I just happen to like meeting them when they are not all dressed up and full of make-up. It’s kinda like… this is what they will look like the morning after.. will this do? With that said, I have also found that there is something called ‘Steam Goggles’. Many of these women look a lot better in the sauna, wet and glistening, than they do out of the sauna. That can be a good or bad thing depending upon your take. The point is, get out there and make your own experiences and you will be surprised at what you may find.
There is one funny thing I left out because it did not go with the flow. There was this one middle aged European woman, about 40 with a decent body who often comes in on the weekends. The 1st time it was just her and I in the Sauna and she asked me “Do you mind if I am nude?” I nearly busted up as I stuttered.. “No.. not at all.. go right ahead”… You know how some of these European woman are. But that was just one woman.
Good Luck Gentleman.. I will keep you posted if there are any new experiences, good or bad, on my Sauna
View all comments by I Phukit
Great story!
It kind of reminds me about the Onsens here in Japan.
The first time I walked into one, the reception area was full of hotties. I was thinking to myself “Jackpot, this is going to be a great afternoon”.
I was drooling at the prospect of oogling these smoking hot babes in their birthday suits and was even a bit worried about getting a stiffy.
Then reality slapped me in the face when the receptionist said “Men to the right, women to the left”.
WTF?
My Japanese friend just laughed and said the look on my face looked like someone just threw a bucket of cold water on me.
Damn!
The Japanese could learn a few things from Thais!
PS: @ I Phukit - What’s with the butt ugly avatar? Yikes!
View all comments by Moonman
Moon- I saw this picture of this woman who had to be the ugliest thing I ever saw… with her new husband.. and I just had to make her my own. I will tire of it soon and replace it.. but for right now I still get kicks looking at it.
View all comments by I Phukit
Yeah, I kinda figured it was something like that. Hell, you could enter her in the ugliest dog competition and I think she’d win hands down!
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I only wonder about the ability of the average Thai to speak english…..
View all comments by steamer
moonman- you should see that lady’s poor poor husband. dude returns from iraq only to marry that! their wedding cake was made out of donuts as well. you can go to http://www.holytaco.com and they have all the wedding pics.
View all comments by UnCochinoWetback
@Steamr - Here in Phuket nearly all Thai’s can speak at least some, limited english, while a large percentage of them can speak English much better than I can speak Thai. I have never had a problem, even when my Thai was limited when I first arrived. Anyway when it comes down to it we all speak the same language
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Moonman - I could not find it on holytaco, but I did find my beauty and her new lucky husband here. Also, check out those fine bridesmaids.
http://thatsphucked.com/post/2008/11/Ugly-Wife.aspx
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I Phukit - I am very happy that you shed some light on the origins of your avatar. I’ve mainly been lurking here for some time now and(please take no offense)I had always mistakenly assumed that it was your picture. (lol)
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Tapeets - I shave my head, which makes me just 5 hairs shy of my avatar beauty.
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