The FARANG Speaks 2 Much (tfs2m)

Well this has been a long time coming, inspired by loads of regulars and some new ones. I have been reading this blog almost since the beginning and probably check in more than once when I am online to get any updates from the land of smiles. Unlike the informative and organized naturalgame I am going to break up this first hand account into 5 parts – that is way less than the number of visits I have had to Thailand but I don’t think I have enough interesting material for more than this. I must add that I read up voraciously before every trip trying to maximize my resource list and come out Smiling from LOS.

The initiation – well this was an innocent trip with another fellow BKK virgin and we were flying in from KL after 4 relaxed days there not much P4P action, just a few massage happy endings in our hotel suite, with girls oooops nay, mamasans I mean massage girls in KL look like mamasans if u compare them with their rivals here in krungthep. Anyways , the trip was slightly luxurious by standards of later strips so hired an airport limo and straight to sukhumvit, the tourist hub. Checked i , took the acclimatization walk through different SOI’s and ended up in the middle of happy hours at Soi Cowboy.

Man this was like vegas only better and minus the downside of gambling. Hell we did all the bars and finally took a liking to one which had two floors getting the best views of the eager beavers. Bought the first lady drink and had this petite girl who said she was 20 but now I know better. But she had some of the most amazing tits I ever fondled so I know I will remember her for a long time. She asked me to bar fine her, I thought if it is a fine than it must not be the rite thing to do. WOW !!! how smart.

Anyways, my fellow shlort (as in schlong-schlort) was a non drinker and got bored so we took another walk down sukhumvit, never made it to Nana – went to our uppity hotel, called in some hookers, banged some hookers and off we went to sleep. I remember paying 1000bht a head which was not bad considering we had paid double that in KL for a happy ending no more.

Middle of the night I was woken up by some loud weird noises and to cut the long story shor , my friend a victim of food poisoning of the severe kind was wheeled to Bumrungrad which I must say is a med center of the highest possible credential, can recommend it highly not to mention the sexiest — I mean the fucking sexiest nurses the world has ever seen. Let alone the patient - me and a friend were taken to an eatery next door by one of the prettiest nurses ever to have touched me and fed and she won’t even lemme pay the bill as we were guests of Thailand. So I got my first mobile number and gave her mine (an international roaming number).

Well on learning that my short friend was gonna be in good hands for the next two days was probably one of the better things I had heard in a while. So off I went in search of the perfect massage therapist. I talk of a time when the lot in front of Ambassador hotel used to be empty and lined with makeshift massage parlours. I walked into one of the nicer establishments there and just as I was thinking on what massage to choose down from the staircase walked the reason why this is the city of angels. It had to be a 2 hour oil – no cant be oil or ill spill mine in 20 mins, so thai for 2 hours it was, only because of the lack of a 3 hour massage on the menu. I changed into my first pyjamas which were more like longpants. Even though Indian by birth I am around 6ft tall. And an open shirt which was well Open. The curtained stall with a mirror on one side as I lay waiting and then she came in.

WHAM!!!! The biggest boner I have ever had just looking at someone, she had changed into a pair of shorts showing off the most amazing pair of legs I had ever seen so close. And then …. It was two hours of horny bliss, just trying not to loose my load just by being in the same room or because a girl was massaging my shoulders. Well again sparing the details I had the biggest bagful of load I ever had but never shot. She didn’t mention any endings, happy or otherwise and just quietly slid out at the end of the massage. Who the fuck says massages are relaxing? I went down paid up and swear to god am still looking for her in each of my trips only to be heartbroken.

I went to nana for the first time but heck I was in love, drowned my sorrows with a few beers at sundry gogos and went to the hotel. This time I wanted to try something different. So I got myself the directory and called what turned out to be one of the most accommodating escort services ever. Well I told them I was 21 which I was at the time and that I was looking for some one younger than myself. And oh shit I had not Baht left. So I would be paying USD. 40 was the magic number and one hour later I had dozed off waiting when suddenly there was a huge banging on my door. Sleeping with a sackful isn’t the best of moodmakers so I ran to the door expecting something bad ,and sure enough there was this huge security guy in uniform no less – “Do you call friend??” I was like heck no my friend is in the hospital. The suddenly from behind him peered this petite girl no more than 20 again = braces still in place and then I realized oh the Girl is the Friend. Yes I said and slipped the guard a 20bth note( kinda cheap).

Anyways, she came in black jeans black singlet little make up, pretty petite ummmm, icing on the cake. She proceeded to strip and give me a precarious BJ ( she had braces on remember) . I must have come in 5 mins flat. I had been saving it for some time. And then started my most amazing GFE with a P4P girl. She kissed my entire body like it was a shrine, gave me a hot towel bath, rimmed me, stroked my member to a shLONG, then she came under me and I entered a pussy so tight in India I would have thought her to be an automatic virgin. However this was happening and before long she was moaning and groaning. She was dripping all over the bed, luckily this was a twin room and I had the other bed when we went to sleep. But before that she sat on top of me with me facing her ass. Damn this was new, this was exciting and and at a fair exchange rate this was bang for my buck. I came 3 times, she kept cummmmming non stop the entire time. I passed out on the bed only to be woken up by her sluring my cock, it was light outside so it must have been morning and I remember thinking that with all my cash n stuff I must not let any hooker stay the night, but this was out of control and had already happened. I proceeded to let her go on doing what I though was not part of the deal. I mean 40 bucks for a 3 times and nite with a morning session thrown in, talk about the great Bkk sale. Well after I came to attention I took her doggy style and rammed it up her smaller hole too, god I wish I had not wasted so much time in KL,as today was the last day in BKK. So after a pleasurable morning romp, sweet goodbyes and kisses I went back to the hospital checked my friend out for two nights and drips and docs…. Blah blah all we paid was around 2000bht. I mean no wonder this is the land of smile. Even back home in new delhi this would have set us back 10000bht.

We had a prearranged van and hotel to be taken to in pattaya. So off we went in the fastest mini van in the world. I cant figure out why he got a 12 seater van for the 2 of us. Anyways it was a fast journey and a decent check in, good hotel on beach road. And then my friend who has just come out of the sack wants a massage, so off to the hotel grounds with a massage shop which had lots of ladies sitting outside in cute pink t shirts with smiles. 200 for a 1 hr oil we both chose and got a happy ending to boot, dished another 200. I must say this lady was one of the best smelling propositions I have had in a massage parlour I mean was it Gucci or chanel no 5 I don’t know but it was good. And so was the happy ending. The entire evening was spent catching up on sleep, a good sea food dinner and then Walking Street.

Damn this holiday was getting better. One go go after another, since it was the last two days of holiday It was going to be used to exhaust the holiday budgets. We were the fave at angel dolls that nite blowing a lil over 5000bht on lady drinks alone. Well smashed having fondles a hundred racks and the schlong at its longest we were accosted by two mototaxi guys promising to take us to heaven. Well lil did we know that we were about to experience our first soapies.

Well the ride was short, the room was bright and the fish tank was full, we were the only guys in the scout zone. I chose a premium model look like papas an said, for all of 1500bht and her lil red number was making me forget my own number. The room had a heart shape bed and the tub was filling and I was fucking confused, what the hell is she doing. Why is the a rubber craft and a bed in the same room, I mean I didn’t sign up for any rafting deal. Then the red hot number came off with a snap and I was ushered into the hot tub. She washed herself like it was the last bath she was having, then joined me proceeded to rub all around the areas that mattered, then to the raft – damn why is she making bubbles in a small wash vessel. And why is she throwing the soapy water all over me. And then came the fist slide. I could feel her sliver hair lined pussy from my shoulders to my calves as she maneuvered – no out maneuvered on top of me. The sensation was unbelievable - like sunrise – like your first shot of tequila – like a first virgin getting popped. The erection almost tore open the raft but I guess it was made to order so it held. After the slithering goddess had done her deed, we went to the bed for a slam bam thank you maam satisfying of junior.

It was well worth the bhts spent. I think we were ready to go home. Here I am the one that you love – I had a message on my phone from the nurse from bumrungrad. This called for a parting shot so while my friend took a taxi to the airport hotel I took one into town – sathorn , the nurse was their, waiting for me looking even more glamorous out of her uniform in a single piece gown like we were going for a ball. Well at least I was, and what a ball I had, she had the perfect body with ample – not big but ample tits. Wow, missionary, her on top, doggy, back to missionary, come once. Take a shower, saying goodbyes, my flight is in 4 hrs, damn, cant leave just now….. another session this time on the carpet of her sitting room in her one bedroom flat – I bet the neighbours heard it all.

So I said I will go now, she said she would drop me. Well I said ok not wanting to part so soon. Was I falling for her — thought again – nope I don’t think so, its just that I wanted something and she had more than enuf for me. So that’s what it was. Than the biggest shock of my trip, we go down to the parking lot and she has the keys to the big shiny new accord, now I am truly shocked. How does a nurse afford this – maybe she is a whore on the side too – should I ask, no I think not. But curiosity killed the cat so I asked – “Sweetheart how much do nurses make in Thailand??” She asks – “ Why, y u want to know?” uuummmm well because I mean how can you afford so much luxury, nice big house, a new Honda accord – I mean back home nurses are fairly modest wage earners.

She laughed – laughed till she cried and I didn’t know where to look or what to make from this. “BABY I am not a nurse, I am a Doctor!!!!!” Damn I wanted to die, I mean I never figured, than I saw the + sign on her car and something of what lukd like doc on her name board outside. Shit this was embarrassing, I know how those 20 mins in the car went by, kissed her and off I went into the airport hotel. I love you my angels. And will be back – soon. But alas it was not to be and it was a full 2 years before I would make my next trip.

But the next 2 trips are on the next post. And as I finish writing this I get a call that my ticket for feb2009 just got confirmed so hope to finish the posts before that and meet up at the big mango.

Lao jer gun , chok dee