The FARANG Speaks 2 Much (tfs2m)

24 Responses to “Dinner with the Penthouse Girls”

1. 1 bkk22 Apr 25th, 2008 at 7:14 pm

   ho hum…
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2. 2 smitty Apr 25th, 2008 at 7:21 pm

   bkk - sure. nothing amazing but was just a normal dinner. no extra cost and lots of side action going with lap dances, felling them up and so on. was really weird. Nothing like I have seen before at gclubs or parties. Food was great too.
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3. 3 Suk Psycho Apr 25th, 2008 at 9:19 pm

   Where? When? Why? and… how much?
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4. 4 doctorbond Apr 25th, 2008 at 9:51 pm

   ….. dribble…..
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5. 5 The Asian Badger Apr 25th, 2008 at 10:46 pm

   Thanks, Smitty.

   Now I’m going to be walking around with a leaner all day with no focus or concentration at all.

   Bastard.
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6. 6 hanuman73 Apr 26th, 2008 at 8:30 am

   Smitty….. we’re really not interested in Dinner. When’s the breakfast version coming out????? Good work though.
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7. 7 The Asian Badger Apr 26th, 2008 at 10:47 am

   Well, somehow I made it through the day which included not one but two weather holds over the thunderstorms here in the Great Midwest USA.

   I did it despite Smitty’s pics while wondering the whole time….will he post more pics?

   He’d better or I’m going to go to a flight club in BKK, figure out a way to hardwire a mini gun to a light aircraft and teach him a lesson!!
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8. 8 smitty Apr 26th, 2008 at 12:34 pm

   he he

   This is why I know guys like bkk22 who is bedding some hottie down every night was un-impressed but those back in the states would enjoy the pics. What can I say. Can’t please everyone.

   This was at a normal THai pub/dinner joint called Chaleang.

   http://www.durianseed.com/thailand/bangkok/restaurants/thai/other/chaleang-restaurant/

   About every 3 months they have this party. It was not amazing but surreal given that the girls cruise through the place multiple times and each time they take off more as they go.

   They will give u lap dances, nuzzle the boobs and allow for a lot of groping. For small tips. I think the Thais get off on it all because of the open air setting, the public feel of it all and the fact that the audience was girls and guys.

   Strange stuff indeed but a fun meal all in all.

   Breakfast was a private affair with my gf an the one …
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9. 9 Day Walker Apr 26th, 2008 at 2:37 pm

   Will they let you drink Smirnoff Ice through the croth of their piss-stained knickers?

   Just asking….
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10. 10 Day Walker Apr 26th, 2008 at 2:39 pm

    croth? I meant ‘crotch’…. This ‘left hand’ only typing aint easy.
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11. 11 daddy Apr 26th, 2008 at 5:30 pm

    what is the pricing of all of this? Is there a cover? Is the food same price as normal? - the only extra is if you want give the sluts payment for lapdances etc??
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12. 12 The Asian Badger Apr 27th, 2008 at 9:52 am

    Smitty…what can I say? I was very pleased.
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13. 13 The Asian Badger Apr 27th, 2008 at 9:54 am

    Forgot to add…the chick in the white bikini looks very hi-so, maybe even some Chinese blood. Smitty, did you find out anything about her?
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14. 14 smitty Apr 27th, 2008 at 10:06 am

    daddy - correct. All you had to do to ensure a good table was make a booking - and by that you had to buy a bottle of booze. But a bottle here is like 1500 baht. Very reasonable. In fact subsequent bottles were only 800 baht. So things were cheaper than normal actually.

    If you had shown up without a booking you probably would not have gotten a table. The extra chair at our table cost us 200 baht but came with a bottle of booze. So no drama.

    100 baht allowed you to frisk the ladies.

    ab - we never got a chance to really chat. they keep the girls moving along and when it was over they left. She was a real cutie and tiny. oh so tiny. my girl wanted her oh so bad.
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15. 15 The Asian Badger Apr 27th, 2008 at 12:26 pm

    Smitty…I mean the following with all respect.

    Fuck you and thank you.

    Fuck you for reminding me of all I’ve been missing.

    Thank You for getting me off my ass and getting back to Asia.

    Cheers,
    The beers are on me but NOT if you keep me in a constant state of leaners.

    Note: Leaners are above a chubby but below Blue Veiners.
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16. 16 smitty Apr 27th, 2008 at 12:38 pm

    ab - come on over. when is the arrival date?

    If only I could share some of the “other” photos I have. My girls went on a 2 bikini shoot at some resort outside of bkk. her first text message explained how they, 5 girls, were all in a room helping each other try on different bkinis to find out which ones they wanted to pose in.

    Later she sent phone snaps of a few of the girls while theye were working. They all shared rooms and I even heard of a some shared showers. She does not understand why all this is so exciting. Please.

    

    I told her we would pay real money if she shot like lots of candid behind the scenes footage of the photo shoots and hanging with the girls - even without the nudity it would turn me on. Kind of like the sports illustrated behind the scenes stuff but more local.

    hope this helps!
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17. 17 Young Penfold Apr 27th, 2008 at 1:13 pm

    Whens the next party?
    I gotta get me a slice of that action
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18. 18 bkk22 Apr 27th, 2008 at 8:23 pm

    hahaha…was making a joke for all those not living Thailand, guess it didn’t really come through that well.
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19. 19 The Asian Badger Apr 28th, 2008 at 4:37 am

    Smitty…Khap koon khap.
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20. 20 Combover Apr 30th, 2008 at 6:37 am

    The girl in the first photo looks like a Cascade dancer from behind. Tall, slim hips, broad shoulders, silicon boobs, and especially the way she’s flouncing and waving her arms around. Still…
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21. 21 smitty Apr 30th, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    c - he he. none of them were ladyboys but some of these Thai model like girls like that look. I don’t get it.
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22. 22 Young Penfold Apr 30th, 2008 at 2:58 pm

    did someone say ladyboys? where?
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23. 23 Combover May 1st, 2008 at 12:13 pm

    Ah, Penfold. I’m really starting to enjoy your demented scribblings. I get a whiff of methamphetamine every time I lay eyes on one of your furiously hammered hit & run posts.
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24. 24 Young Penfold May 1st, 2008 at 5:08 pm

    On the subject of ladyboys, i got chased by a carfull of them from khaosan after the football last night in a taxi
    Throwing a bottle of heineken at her at her outside burgerking was probably a bad idea
    She was hot aswell
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