The FARANG Speaks 2 Much (tfs2m)

Went furniture hunting today - day by day now there are just too many things to do before the big day. As always you can track progress here and yes - things are on track. Rainy season is basically here, which as long as you are not walking down the street when it starts, can be rather enjoyable. I am not a huge soapie guy but I find myself getting into them a little more as of late but my friend has me hooked on the soapie crawl. Let me explain.

sidenote: Love this comment on the guide:

Sidenote when the lights came up 2 at 2am 2 LBs that lived together offered to drive me to there home (one of them had a fucking Mercedes??!?!?!?!!?!?!) for a fuckfest - i thought i might wake up with green knees and a sore crease so i declined.

For some people they set out knowing they want to get laid and head to their favorite soapie. My friend and I sometime back found ourselves looking for something to do during the day that could include some drinks, some aircon and a view. Massage parlors came to mind as an option so we got in the habit of hitting various massage parlors, having a beer, watching the girls and chatting with the papasan. Sure - sometimes if the moment is right and the girl looks too irresistible we may pull the trigger but not always.

At most of the big massage joints you will find some comfortable chairs or couches usually facing the glass and possibly with a good view of the sideline girls. This group can be fun to watch since they are usually in street clothes, they are often chatting with each other and many times one can establish some eye contact. The only downside is you can’t buy them a drink and have them just hang out with you. You can have them drink with you if you are picking them for action later but they cannot sit with you just to hang. For me it would be cool if I could chat with her first but I guess then other guys would think the girl has already been chosen and off the grid. Not good for business. Most of the places don’t have anything other than soft drinks, beer or whiskey by the bottle. We tend to share a big beer and chill out. There may be something to joining your favorite soapy as a member since you will be able to store your bottle, receive discounts and probably better treatment over the long haul.

We started our latest crawl at Tarawadee. The place in and of itself is huge. I think we just got there too early for action so we did not stick around. I think I may be back sometime to eat some dinner and watch the action. I have heard is not bad at all. It is funny cause a very good Thai meal can be had at Bangkok Cozy as well. My girl, in between sessions, said the food was great and reasonable. So we ordered in. She was spot on.

After Tarawadee we headed to Colonze. Colonze is a massive joint with a decent area to hang out and watch the glass. Problem is the main lounge area does not have a great view onto the sideline section so sometimes you have to get up to see the sideliners. What is fun about Colonze is many times the ladies come in through the front door so you catch them before they change. I was introduced to a girl there that way in the past and was awesome to help her change out of her jeans. We finished our beer at Colonze and then bailed.

I wanted to check out Victoria again but our taxi was turned around. First stop was La Defense but we did not bother going in. Actually walked down the soi a little to check out Catherine. This place reminds me of a higher end S. Botan. No lounge. Standing near the glass only and curt but decent service. Prices were 1200 and up for 2 hours. I did not see any stunners but I may be back.

We jumped back in the taxi and finally found Victoria. I like this place. Cool lounge, decent amount of lookers, excellent service, nice sideline action and just a good vibe all in all. I also like the papasans here. They are easy to chat with and will give their number out for ease of booking. I am currently talking with one of them about the supposed part time uni girls that can be booked every so often. Anyway. The crawl ended at Victoria for obvious reason.

I have always wondered what would the world be like if there was a proper soapy in every city?

Moving on. Some of you may remember my little trip to Udon a while back. Recently I was feeling the need to go to Pattaya so I stopped into Nana. Hit G-Spot and barfined something from Chonburi - close as I could get to Pattaya. Sometimes you have to improvise.