The FARANG Speaks 2 Much (tfs2m)

I am quite sure we are the first to break this news and it comes as a complete shock to me but details have emerged between last night and this morning to confirm the rumors. It all started a few days ago when I noticed that the escalator was in a state of repair. The Otis company was onsite and appeared to be taking the escalator completely out. Panic ensued. Even to the point that concerned whore mongers like Pants Elk have started a save the escalator relief fund. It turns out things are just a bit more complicated.

Last night I was coming out of Carousel Go-Go and ran into Batman. Took me by surprise really but I decided to chat him up a bit. I could tell right away he was going to blow me off considering he looked to be in a hurry. He had a ladyboy in tow so I assumed he was just coming out of Cascade after barfining and on his way to the short time rooms near Erotica. Saturday Night Live was not too far off in their parody of Batman and Robin.

I figured the only way to hold Batman’s attention was to shamelessly show him my Batman logo tattoo on my leg as a way to buy some time. Turns out he digged it and was willing to explain the situation. I will get to the ladyboy part shortly. With the rising power of China and the continuing North Korea threat - The Justice League had decided it was time to create a satellite office in SE Asia. What better place than Bangkok was the decision but they needed a low key place for the digs. It was decided that underneath Nana Plaza would be ideal but they needed to work on an entrance. They had been experimenting with the materials from the Invisible Plane and decided they could cloak the escalator and use it as the entrance. So technically the escalator is still there but will continue to look like it has been removed and in a state of continuous repair.

Here are the photos documenting the escalator in cloaked mode:

I took a picture from both sides to demonstrate that from either side you can see through it.

The reason the Justice League bought the whole plaza is so they would not have to worry about the plaza changing or the whole plaza being destroyed to make room for more hotels. Batman said that the Justice League Provident Investment Fund (JLPIF) had been doing well and managed to completely avoid the sub-prime mortgage mess. Given this the price tag for Nana was not a problem. Batman did not elaborate on any future changes in management for the Plaza. However he did confirm that Farang Connection will get turned into a restaurant. Nice.

I had to ask Batman about the ladyboy given the bevy of beauties Nana has to offer and he simply said that he had not seen Robin in a while. Turns out Robin was working as a continuity consultant for the new Batman moive, The Dark Night, and had taken the Heath Ledger death pretty hard.

After that he said he had to go and walked away.

Mea culpa on my part for the confusion around the escalator. My bad.