Comments on: The escalator and hotel california… http://www.tfs2m.com/main/2008/01/11/the-escalator-and-hotel-california/ Insiders take on Thailand - Take 2 Sun, 05 Jul 2009 04:47:12 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.5 By: smitty http://www.tfs2m.com/main/2008/01/11/the-escalator-and-hotel-california/#comment-58346 smitty Sun, 13 Jan 2008 03:25:31 +0000 http://www.tfs2m.com/main/2008/01/11/the-escalator-and-hotel-california/#comment-58346 jim buddy - why don't u go to school and learn some english before you come on an english speaking site and show how dumb you really are. I know Thailand struggles with teaching english so many of the rich thais send their girls to wall street english to get broken in by young guys teaching english. I hear their language skills improve but not as quickly as their bedroom skills. Strange business it is. Maybe that is where pe met your sister? not sure. Clearly though the english you are picking up in between handing out the neck massages in the toilet are setting a bad precedent for u. might want to correct that. anyway. life in thailand is pretty good for me but my guess is the tuk-tuk exhaust fumes are starting to take their toll. might a suggest converting to one of the electric models? it may not be as fun since you won't be able to rev it up and make a lot of noise but it will be better for you and the environment. a - 9 days won't be enough but enjoy! jim buddy - why don’t u go to school and learn some english before you come on an english speaking site and show how dumb you really are. I know Thailand struggles with teaching english so many of the rich thais send their girls to wall street english to get broken in by young guys teaching english. I hear their language skills improve but not as quickly as their bedroom skills. Strange business it is. Maybe that is where pe met your sister? not sure.

Clearly though the english you are picking up in between handing out the neck massages in the toilet are setting a bad precedent for u. might want to correct that.

anyway. life in thailand is pretty good for me but my guess is the tuk-tuk exhaust fumes are starting to take their toll. might a suggest converting to one of the electric models? it may not be as fun since you won’t be able to rev it up and make a lot of noise but it will be better for you and the environment.

a - 9 days won’t be enough but enjoy!
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]]> By: Adzadel http://www.tfs2m.com/main/2008/01/11/the-escalator-and-hotel-california/#comment-58333 Adzadel Sun, 13 Jan 2008 02:55:43 +0000 http://www.tfs2m.com/main/2008/01/11/the-escalator-and-hotel-california/#comment-58333 Im in BKk on monday for 9 days so sounds like the Shark bar will be a stop for sure,,plus lolitas,, handy having my hotel on Soi6 Im in BKk on monday for 9 days so sounds like the Shark bar will be a stop for sure,,plus lolitas,, handy having my hotel on Soi6
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]]> By: thongsuk http://www.tfs2m.com/main/2008/01/11/the-escalator-and-hotel-california/#comment-58212 thongsuk Sat, 12 Jan 2008 20:19:26 +0000 http://www.tfs2m.com/main/2008/01/11/the-escalator-and-hotel-california/#comment-58212 Yeah, @ jim tores: You, um sapeak, Angrit (the world's language) like a roi et taxi buffalo You have no idea that your good friends the Chinese, at this very moment, as you're trying to decide which godfather to hand the slaves to, are looking around for the best sauce with which to marinade your tripes. (They'll do a fine cervella from your sweetbreads) The rest of the offal will be tossed to the dogs. And this place will be turned into a giant durian/krapoe plantation. That and fragrant puss are really what you do best. This place is Mexico. Run by women. Guys who want to be women. And people who work for 5000 baht a month. Good luck. You're fucked :-) And so are we. Yeah, @ jim tores:
You, um sapeak, Angrit (the world’s language) like a roi et taxi buffalo
You have no idea that your good friends the Chinese, at this very moment, as you’re trying to decide which godfather to hand the slaves to, are looking around for the best sauce with which to marinade your tripes.
(They’ll do a fine cervella from your sweetbreads)
The rest of the offal will be tossed to the dogs.
And this place will be turned into a giant durian/krapoe plantation.

That and fragrant puss are really what you do best.

This place is Mexico.
Run by women.
Guys who want to be women.
And people who work for 5000 baht a month.
Good luck.

You’re fucked :-)
And so are we.
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]]> By: dj http://www.tfs2m.com/main/2008/01/11/the-escalator-and-hotel-california/#comment-58209 dj Sat, 12 Jan 2008 20:01:44 +0000 http://www.tfs2m.com/main/2008/01/11/the-escalator-and-hotel-california/#comment-58209 PE - Spot on response to JT. JT - Your post clearly id'd who's "REAL STOOPID SHITS". Course, I'd also be PO'd if I had to spend my evening hours hanging out in the bar toilet hoping for a 20 baht tip for massaging the farang as he takes a leak. Everyone who's ever stalked a stunner to see where she works raise their hand. Mine's up. Speaking of the Shark Bar in Cowboy: One of the former Pretty Lady stars who has worked in NEP for at least 5 years has joined the exodus to Soi Cowboy, and is now working in Shark with several of her former PL friends. Her new tag number is available only for those who can provide documentation certifying a healthy cardio system. PE - Spot on response to JT.

JT - Your post clearly id’d who’s “REAL STOOPID SHITS”. Course, I’d also be PO’d if I had to spend my evening hours hanging out in the bar toilet hoping for a 20 baht tip for massaging the farang as he takes a leak.

Everyone who’s ever stalked a stunner to see where she works raise their hand. Mine’s up.

Speaking of the Shark Bar in Cowboy: One of the former Pretty Lady stars who has worked in NEP for at least 5 years has joined the exodus to Soi Cowboy, and is now working in Shark with several of her former PL friends. Her new tag number is available only for those who can provide documentation certifying a healthy cardio system.
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]]> By: Pants Elk http://www.tfs2m.com/main/2008/01/11/the-escalator-and-hotel-california/#comment-58157 Pants Elk Sat, 12 Jan 2008 17:03:20 +0000 http://www.tfs2m.com/main/2008/01/11/the-escalator-and-hotel-california/#comment-58157 Hey Jim! Could you have your tuk-tuk in front of the Majestic Suites around three o'clock? And tell your little sister she was fabulous! Hey Jim! Could you have your tuk-tuk in front of the Majestic Suites around three o’clock? And tell your little sister she was fabulous!
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]]> By: jim tores http://www.tfs2m.com/main/2008/01/11/the-escalator-and-hotel-california/#comment-58144 jim tores Sat, 12 Jan 2008 15:55:03 +0000 http://www.tfs2m.com/main/2008/01/11/the-escalator-and-hotel-california/#comment-58144 why are u farangs full of shit? am laughing my ass off tghe life u have here in Thailand. u SHOULD BE REAL STOOPID SHITS MAN.!! i figured after reading all ur nonsense u just white shit with no life in your homeland. Or as we would call u farang keeeee noook. eat shit !!! why are u farangs full of shit? am laughing my ass off tghe life u have here in Thailand. u SHOULD BE REAL STOOPID SHITS MAN.!!
i figured after reading all ur nonsense
u just white shit with no life in your homeland.
Or as we would call u farang keeeee noook.
eat shit !!!
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]]> By: werewolf http://www.tfs2m.com/main/2008/01/11/the-escalator-and-hotel-california/#comment-58054 werewolf Sat, 12 Jan 2008 11:07:01 +0000 http://www.tfs2m.com/main/2008/01/11/the-escalator-and-hotel-california/#comment-58054 "overweight, bald, sweating like a bastard" Hey, I think I saw you yesterday!... come to think of it, I see you every day. “overweight, bald, sweating like a bastard”

Hey, I think I saw you yesterday!… come to think of it, I see you every day.
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]]> By: Pants Elk http://www.tfs2m.com/main/2008/01/11/the-escalator-and-hotel-california/#comment-58039 Pants Elk Sat, 12 Jan 2008 10:32:32 +0000 http://www.tfs2m.com/main/2008/01/11/the-escalator-and-hotel-california/#comment-58039 The fact that you found Baccara terrible for pulling gives me hope. If two of the studliest, buffest guys in Bangkok couldn't pull a Baccara girl off the dancefloor then I won't feel so bad when all I (overweight, bald, sweating like a bastard) get is Attitude. The fact that you found Baccara terrible for pulling gives me hope. If two of the studliest, buffest guys in Bangkok couldn’t pull a Baccara girl off the dancefloor then I won’t feel so bad when all I (overweight, bald, sweating like a bastard) get is Attitude.
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]]> By: smitty http://www.tfs2m.com/main/2008/01/11/the-escalator-and-hotel-california/#comment-57915 smitty Sat, 12 Jan 2008 03:36:09 +0000 http://www.tfs2m.com/main/2008/01/11/the-escalator-and-hotel-california/#comment-57915 g - I was hammered. Exhausted and trudging down the soi. The only glimmer of satisfaction at that point was my kebab. The one I custom order making sure it has just the right amount of sauce to meat ratio. About halfway through the feast it gets messy and I just hold it out with one hand to keep from dripping on myself and let my hand drip on the sidewalk. Usually some soi dogs follow me to get the scraps. So on top of all this I have a ladyboy chasing after me and I am using my one free hand to keep her out of my back pocket. All rather comical really but to lose that kebab would be horrible. The simple things really do matter. g - I was hammered. Exhausted and trudging down the soi. The only glimmer of satisfaction at that point was my kebab. The one I custom order making sure it has just the right amount of sauce to meat ratio. About halfway through the feast it gets messy and I just hold it out with one hand to keep from dripping on myself and let my hand drip on the sidewalk.

Usually some soi dogs follow me to get the scraps. So on top of all this I have a ladyboy chasing after me and I am using my one free hand to keep her out of my back pocket. All rather comical really but to lose that kebab would be horrible. The simple things really do matter.
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]]> By: groovemonkey http://www.tfs2m.com/main/2008/01/11/the-escalator-and-hotel-california/#comment-57874 groovemonkey Sat, 12 Jan 2008 01:15:48 +0000 http://www.tfs2m.com/main/2008/01/11/the-escalator-and-hotel-california/#comment-57874 first!!! never fails. When i am at a loss for blog splatter... smitty delivers. "The kebab is serious stuff..." first!!!

never fails. When i am at a loss for blog splatter… smitty delivers. “The kebab is serious stuff…”
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