Do I really need to hear from someone who doesn’t get it (that I figure it’s all a game but it’s a game that one plays seriously) that I’m cynical? and that I have to take a chill pill?
What else is a poor man who wants to advance this topic to do? *sigh*

@ggg: I went out on a limb there ggg and you may have had other experience. I know the old stories about ‘em but to me they’re all so much romantic nonsense. They don’t even have the intellect to ACT like proper “mamasans”
(But, *sigh* I AM (admittedly) a cynical prick.)
For example: The romantic view that the old doosh is there like something out of “Memoires of a Geisha” is patently laughable. She’s there to EAT, ggg. And she’ll eat your guts if you let her.
–See? Now that’s pretty harsh. Unkind to the matronly old dear’s self pumped image as some kind of benevolent Mama who’ll help you grab off one of her earners. Do this in the old country and you’ll get ole LeRoy beating on her and you as well if he can.
Naaw. She’s not really there to do you any favors ggg.

She’ll let the same rascal get bought out three or four times in a single year for one thing.
An she’ll eat EVERY time she does it!
And then listen to your sob story.

Good friends over the years have run some of the biggest and most successful joints in the business.

Burn that “mamsan” myth.
I buy NONE of the oft-touted “Inn of the Sixth HAppiness” folklore.

And guys?
Let’s play together to do ALL we can to make “mamsans” irrelevant !
Who really needs ‘em?

@ ww Is it really the same without smilies?
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Let’s think of some ways we can have some fun with her and more importantly MAKE HER IRRELAVENT

The papasan number is the way to do it.
“Hey Dude. You, uh, ‘unencumbered’? Wanna get ‘cumbered’;-? Check ‘em out. Call me if you need me. Beer? No thanks, I don’t drink on the job. Gimme a shout after you’ve, um, kicked the tires for a while. Have a pleasant ride”
(Michael Keaton as pimp Shelly Long as ‘treat’)

I too have “responded in kind” but it’s just too much of a reach for them. In “making light” you’re telling “Mae” that her “work” is stupid and her “take care act” is goofy. After all, you’re asking a Thai to laugh at herself and to encourage others who report to her to do the same.
Good luck with that one.

Ask her “Khun tam arai, yuu, naa ?”
Catch the eye of the girls and then gesture for her to cover her pits. (Smile)
Tell her she has breath issues. (Smile)
Tell her to go help the tourists (wave to them) or to clean the toilet. (Smile)
Tell her in English that you’re quite sure there is some useful agricultural task she could be performing back in her village.
Try to spot the REAL “mamasan” in the room. (Breezer? ONLY! Get the bitch pissed

Risk of comprehension is nill of course. But you’ll feel better.
(’all works for me . . . but I’m a bit of a prick, (ask around . . . I don’t even wai after all)

I’ve found that another nice table-turner (if you have the stomach for it) can be to shoot a lascivious look at the old dragon herself and ask her, How much?” She’ll answer some outrageous amount and then you get to your yee-sip baht roll and peel one off like it was a big deal. Ask her how she likes it. Won’t take long to drive her off if she’s the butt of jokes. And the girls see it.

But always smile and always flirt with the rascal you want to ravage while you’re trashing “mae”. And slip the odd 20 into Noi’s thong (if you’re an older guy like me) to show you mean business. (Preferably the twenty/fifty you have just offered this annoying “mamasan” for public head: Right here. Right now. In the bar!

You can be SURE the girls, unless really “suebuea” (and, um,don’t ever rule that out ) feel much the same as punters do. It’s a great way to separate the thinking ones from the dummies. . . the funsters from the followers.

“Mae” is really performing for the newbie farm-girls, after all. . . to demonstrate to them how her advanced social skills, her linguistic skills and her knowledge of “the way of the farang ” will be invaluable to them if they want to earn real money.
So make a fool of her in front of them. She’ll disappear.

Then barfine your rascal and paper her with a generous tip. (Get her to turn over the battery to her phone and get your rocket polished by someone who respects what you just did to this parasitic old hose.

Hope this widens the field to a wisecrack or two

I’m in this for the laughs. Hope I don’t have to “confetti” the joint with smilies to get that across.
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Electric blue patpong mamasans are some of the worst in town.
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There was some advice I read in a sex manual that guys who are prone to premature ejaculation should knock one off the wrist before seeing their girlfriend to ensure that they lasted longer. I supposed this advice may need to be re-considered if your girl is the suspicious type. But if you think she might be checking up on you then it is all the more reason to make sure that she swallows…
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