The FARANG Speaks 2 Much (tfs2m)

19 Responses to “Shark Party”

1. 1 Pants Elk Sep 11th, 2007 at 1:12 pm

   I just entered for the dance contest, in the "Geography Teacher's Tango" event. I'll be wearing a corduroy jacket with elbow patches, slacks and Hush Puppies.

   Wish me luck!
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2. 2 MSB Sep 11th, 2007 at 5:14 pm

   free food usually brings out the school teachers!
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3. 3 Pants Elk Sep 11th, 2007 at 5:51 pm

   I’m not a teacher, I just dress that way because Thai girls think it’s hot. (Thx to Combover for the Hush Puppies, btw)
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4. 4 drlove Sep 11th, 2007 at 6:02 pm

   These 'birthday parties' are usually fake and serve no other purpose than to attract customers.

   A friend of mine who used to have a beer bar in Soi 1, appointed one girl every Saturday to have her birthday.
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5. 5 Ma Sep 11th, 2007 at 6:46 pm

   Hey Pants, are you going to wear the white socks with the 'high water' pants where your belt is attached above your belly?

   Damn! I'm getting a 'woody' just thinking about you trotting your stuff on the dance floor….
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6. 6 Combover Sep 11th, 2007 at 7:21 pm

   Oh heaven. Wish I was there.

   (In your case Pants, I think a pair brothel creepers might be more appropriate than my Hush Puppies)
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7. 7 Bangkok Bad Boy Sep 12th, 2007 at 2:43 am

   You're all a bunch of evil sods.

   Three times I tried to get into the party.  And three times there wasn't an empty seat in the house.

   Next time I'm keeping it to myself…
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8. 8 meister Sep 12th, 2007 at 3:33 am

   BB said "Three times I tried to get into the party.  And three times there wasn't an empty seat in the house."

   Ah f*ck it, you can always go home and shag a stunner!
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9. 9 lil leroy Sep 12th, 2007 at 9:09 am

   yes, it was quite packed - lots of farang loading up on the free moo yang and what not.  the girls were dressed in sheer white tops and bottoms - so innocent and pure looking, i felt like i died and went to virgin heaven.  BTW, the young maiden i was referring to is #23 - by the time i sat down some old codger was in the midst of getting her out the door.  good for him, dammit!
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10. 10 Pants Elk Sep 12th, 2007 at 9:21 am

    I got there early, when it was still pissing it down, and had the place virtually to myself. My waitress brought me some paper towels, because I was soaked, and I made the mistake of drying my face with them. A mistake, because I realised the tiny shreds of paper adhering to my manly stubble were glowing like fireflies (or rather radioactive dandruff) in the blacklight, so I had to deal with that situation, which was distracting, while I sank a couple of double vodak tonics at half price and waited for the pig to roast. And then I did a bad thing. I carried my vodka tonics, internally, next door to Baccara to get a look at the better-looking tarts they have there. But I finished up at Rainbow 4, and I'm glad I did. Because they, like no other bar in Bangkers, cater for the male who "takes a small".

    (I don't think I'm betraying a confidence by mentioning that 3B "fell in love" with a cashier for seven minutes last night.)
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11. 11 MSB Sep 12th, 2007 at 10:50 am

    bad boy, i did warm you it would be full of free loading teachers !
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12. 12 Bangkok Bad Boy Sep 12th, 2007 at 7:39 pm

    @meister: This is true.

    @leroy: You'll no doubt be pleased to hear that I don't think I've done #23. Yet. I'll keep an eye out for her next time…

    @Pants: Sounds like you missed the party, but made up for it with a party of your own…

    @MSB: You weren't wrong. The giveaway is always the polo shirt with his school's name embroidered on it…
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13. 13 MSB Sep 13th, 2007 at 8:20 am

    there was an excellent party last night in the top of CRC tower. Som tam and vodka themed. No hookers unfortunately just some famous thai singer none of the farangs had heard of.
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14. 14 MSB Sep 13th, 2007 at 8:21 am

    oh yeah.. And no teachers!
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15. 15 jackrabbit Sep 16th, 2007 at 9:58 pm

    good info from all of u got me some good fun last night… went to Baccara… ordered a stunning girl to sit with me the whole night, though it was pricey THB600, she is well worth the money in my opinion… i have plenty of SanMiguels, bought her a few drinks and spent the night chatting and hanky-pankying… i'm absolutely happy to wrap up the night like this… can't get anything remotely close to this in my country… Baccara rocks!
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16. 16 Combover Sep 25th, 2007 at 12:42 am

    @leroy: Happened to see your little one tonight. I'm afraid I can't concur with the 'innocent and pure looking' remark, but she certainly has a phenomenal rack.
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17. 17 lil leroy Oct 1st, 2007 at 1:19 pm

    combover - sorry, i guess i wasn't clear.  23 is definitely not innocent and pure looking as you note, but on the night of the party all the girls looked a few degrees fresher when wearing only white.  then again, i was pretty much plotzed by 9:00.  i eventually hooked up with her about a week ago - i wasn't expecting much as she comes across as having a bit of a 'tude, but she turned out to be quite a fun little girl.  i just wish i remembered her name . . .   
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18. 18 Pants Elk Oct 2nd, 2007 at 6:39 pm

    Can we have a reasoned and manly discussion about racks in this worthy forum? Combover's use of the word phenomenal would appear to indicate a generous abundance of mammalian tissue, but that's not what counts as phenomenal for me. More than a mouthful's wasted, remember. I like the breastal area to be consistent with a lithe and trim figure, requiring no artificial support, and to be pleasingly nippled with dark aureolae. Small Milk, if you will. But Combers has set out his stall for Big Milk, and I suspect he's not alone.
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19. 19 Combover Oct 2nd, 2007 at 10:01 pm

    Slim and stacked was my recollection. Probably some silicone there somewhere. Big bgrown nips normally work for me.
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