Comments on: Poseidon review (sort of) http://www.tfs2m.com/main/2007/09/09/poseidon-review-sort-of/ Insiders take on Thailand - Take 2 Sun, 05 Jul 2009 04:49:49 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.5 By: hanuman http://www.tfs2m.com/main/2007/09/09/poseidon-review-sort-of/#comment-134779 hanuman Mon, 26 Nov 2007 07:31:54 +0000 http://www.tfs2m.com/poseidon-review-sort-of.html#comment-134779 At least you had a clean scalp when you walked out of there. At least you had a clean scalp when you walked out of there.
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]]> By: Penfold http://www.tfs2m.com/main/2007/09/09/poseidon-review-sort-of/#comment-134778 Penfold Sun, 25 Nov 2007 16:50:44 +0000 http://www.tfs2m.com/poseidon-review-sort-of.html#comment-134778 agree with prufrock there in UK/US/Oz etc would you stand for such dogshit service? so why do ferangs often allow for there pants to be pulled down in thailand? remember whos paying the piper my man agree with prufrock there
in UK/US/Oz etc would you stand for such dogshit service? so why do ferangs often allow for there pants to be pulled down in thailand?
remember whos paying the piper my man
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]]> By: Prufrock http://www.tfs2m.com/main/2007/09/09/poseidon-review-sort-of/#comment-134777 Prufrock Sun, 25 Nov 2007 16:44:43 +0000 http://www.tfs2m.com/poseidon-review-sort-of.html#comment-134777 David. She ran the clock and then she shut you down. This is not acceptable. Do you think she'd have done that with a Thai man? Why didn't you complain to the papasan? David. She ran the clock and then she shut you down.
This is not acceptable.
Do you think she'd have done that with a Thai man?
Why didn't you complain to the papasan?
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]]> By: Penfold http://www.tfs2m.com/main/2007/09/09/poseidon-review-sort-of/#comment-134776 Penfold Sun, 25 Nov 2007 15:47:33 +0000 http://www.tfs2m.com/poseidon-review-sort-of.html#comment-134776 i prefer a pot noodle and a wank in a sock i prefer a pot noodle and a wank in a sock
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]]> By: David http://www.tfs2m.com/main/2007/09/09/poseidon-review-sort-of/#comment-134775 David Sun, 25 Nov 2007 11:08:04 +0000 http://www.tfs2m.com/poseidon-review-sort-of.html#comment-134775 I love your write up, you really captured the spirit of the place.   After having had some disappointing experiences on soi cowboy and nana the last couple of nights, I wandered over there this afternoon around 3pm, which is apparently when the third floor lounge opens. It took a while, but about eight of the "model" girls strolled out; most of them didn't appeal to me much, but there was one quite cute light skinned girl from Bangkok who I ended up choosing for 3900 baht (including the farang fee).  She was quite nice to begin with and we chatted for a bit over tea in the sparse room (which was at least clean). The "soapy massage" portion was really quite clinical; I felt more like she was trying to get me completely clean than perform an erotic service (she even washed my hair). After the wash, we went over to the bed where she gave me a (covered, at my request) blow job; after maybe a minute of sucking she stopped -- not nearly long enough for my liking! It kind of went down hill from here. Started having sex with her, she wouldn't let me touch her pussy at all, and ever minute or so she asked "finished?" (And in the interest of full disclosure, I'm in my early thirties, am in excellent shape and have about 12% body fat, so if that's the way she treats me, you can imagine how she is with the chubby fifty somethings!). After four or five "finisheds?" I got frustrated and came. Washed up and out a good 40 minutes before my time was up; there wasn't any offer of additional massages or anything else. Overall, a very clinical and pretty rushed experience, although at least the girl was attractive and te place was clean.  I'm not rushing back but I suspect better can be had here. I love your write up, you really captured the spirit of the place.   After having had some disappointing experiences on soi cowboy and nana the last couple of nights, I wandered over there this afternoon around 3pm, which is apparently when the third floor lounge opens. It took a while, but about eight of the "model" girls strolled out; most of them didn't appeal to me much, but there was one quite cute light skinned girl from Bangkok who I ended up choosing for 3900 baht (including the farang fee).  She was quite nice to begin with and we chatted for a bit over tea in the sparse room (which was at least clean). The "soapy massage" portion was really quite clinical; I felt more like she was trying to get me completely clean than perform an erotic service (she even washed my hair). After the wash, we went over to the bed where she gave me a (covered, at my request) blow job; after maybe a minute of sucking she stopped — not nearly long enough for my liking! It kind of went down hill from here. Started having sex with her, she wouldn't let me touch her pussy at all, and ever minute or so she asked "finished?" (And in the interest of full disclosure, I'm in my early thirties, am in excellent shape and have about 12% body fat, so if that's the way she treats me, you can imagine how she is with the chubby fifty somethings!). After four or five "finisheds?" I got frustrated and came. Washed up and out a good 40 minutes before my time was up; there wasn't any offer of additional massages or anything else. Overall, a very clinical and pretty rushed experience, although at least the girl was attractive and te place was clean.  I'm not rushing back but I suspect better can be had here.
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]]> By: Larry http://www.tfs2m.com/main/2007/09/09/poseidon-review-sort-of/#comment-134730 Larry Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:39:26 +0000 http://www.tfs2m.com/poseidon-review-sort-of.html#comment-134730 Re Poseidion. By far the best system is to order ahead, but it requires some effort. You will need to make a few trips and look at the 'catalogs', most of these photos are lifted from Thai Penthouse mags. Get to know one of the mamasans (Mam speaks good English). First trip get there around 6:00PM, find a photo you like and get the mamasan to call and see if she is coming in that night, and if so what time (Probably half the girls will not have arrived yet, by around 7:00PM most are in play). After a couple of trips you will be able to call the mamasan and make a reservation. My Thai is fairly good and I have ran across a number of girls who are actually students, several secretarys, etc. A good proportion are from the North. Again a different experience from Cowboy, Nana, etc. and certainly more costly, but a highend treat. By the way the top two floors comprise the Penthouse. Have rented this facility several times for large goups. 15 guys and 30 girls absolutely no problem. Royal Thai Police tend to have it reserved quite often however. Re Poseidion. By far the best system is to order ahead, but it requires some effort. You will need to make a few trips and look at the 'catalogs', most of these photos are lifted from Thai Penthouse mags. Get to know one of the mamasans (Mam speaks good English). First trip get there around 6:00PM, find a photo you like and get the mamasan to call and see if she is coming in that night, and if so what time (Probably half the girls will not have arrived yet, by around 7:00PM most are in play). After a couple of trips you will be able to call the mamasan and make a reservation. My Thai is fairly good and I have ran across a number of girls who are actually students, several secretarys, etc. A good proportion are from the North. Again a different experience from Cowboy, Nana, etc. and certainly more costly, but a highend treat.

By the way the top two floors comprise the Penthouse. Have rented this facility several times for large goups. 15 guys and 30 girls absolutely no problem. Royal Thai Police tend to have it reserved quite often however.
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]]> By: Xao http://www.tfs2m.com/main/2007/09/09/poseidon-review-sort-of/#comment-134774 Xao Sat, 29 Sep 2007 10:20:21 +0000 http://www.tfs2m.com/poseidon-review-sort-of.html#comment-134774 The MP also hasn't got a lot of say in who fucks her either, and I think the whole mentality behind being in a massage parlour would be just as hard if not a harder one to crack then to take a girl out of the bar. I don't know what's more business like, the BG attachment or the MP's indifference? I guess it comes down to your own personality, I haven't done a soapy yet in six visits, I can barely get a massage(1 - 2 per trip, except the last I didn't get any) and I have no idea why. I've enjoyed all but one massage (It wasn't bad, wasn't good either, her first day tho) and recommend them all the same, gotta find your thing, but I'm pretty damn sure MPs like Poseidon will never be a thing for farangs, and is something that should be accepted as a treat not a treasure. The MP also hasn't got a lot of say in who fucks her either, and I think the whole mentality behind being in a massage parlour would be just as hard if not a harder one to crack then to take a girl out of the bar.

I don't know what's more business like, the BG attachment or the MP's indifference?

I guess it comes down to your own personality, I haven't done a soapy yet in six visits, I can barely get a massage(1 - 2 per trip, except the last I didn't get any) and I have no idea why. I've enjoyed all but one massage (It wasn't bad, wasn't good either, her first day tho) and recommend them all the same, gotta find your thing, but I'm pretty damn sure MPs like Poseidon will never be a thing for farangs, and is something that should be accepted as a treat not a treasure.
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]]> By: Bangkok Bad Boy http://www.tfs2m.com/main/2007/09/09/poseidon-review-sort-of/#comment-134749 Bangkok Bad Boy Mon, 24 Sep 2007 04:52:58 +0000 http://www.tfs2m.com/poseidon-review-sort-of.html#comment-134749 @Chris: How can she be sure you don't have it? No, you can't get it from sitting in the same tub. @Chris: How can she be sure you don't have it?

No, you can't get it from sitting in the same tub.
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]]> By: Chris http://www.tfs2m.com/main/2007/09/09/poseidon-review-sort-of/#comment-134750 Chris Sun, 23 Sep 2007 18:34:16 +0000 http://www.tfs2m.com/poseidon-review-sort-of.html#comment-134750 one reality check. How can u be sure if the MP girl doesnt have AIDS? and if so, does sitting in the same tub transmit it to you?? one reality check. How can u be sure if the MP girl doesnt have AIDS? and if so, does sitting in the same tub transmit it to you??
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]]> By: Penfold http://www.tfs2m.com/main/2007/09/09/poseidon-review-sort-of/#comment-134773 Penfold Mon, 17 Sep 2007 18:14:19 +0000 http://www.tfs2m.com/poseidon-review-sort-of.html#comment-134773 spot on there authormain difference is the MP is there to provide a service, whereas a BG is in for the long haul spot on there authormain difference is the MP is there to provide a service, whereas a BG is in for the long haul
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