The FARANG Speaks 2 Much (tfs2m)

The star himself, yeah the one who had the panties on his head, will be leaving town soon so we needed to have a strong one out. Plans were made to start the night at Forte since they were having a special party and we wanted to change it up a bit. After Forte, we hit cowboy - yes some of us like it all and then after the 7/11 hot dog break we headed to Spicy. Passing Tunnel on Fridays and Saturdays due to the crowds. Tunnel is best on m-t.

Forte has just finished a remodel so they had a launch party of sorts. There was not the usual amount of dancing since all the girls were busy doing some small side shows and such but the underwear show finale was pretty good. Sorry for my lame camera pics but you get the drift. Anyway the show was great and the music was cool. Bagged a few new numbers and we headed out to Cowboy.

Not everyone agrees with me on this which is cool but I enjoy kicking off a night at one of the g-clubs or coyote clubs. If you do have a member card then you get some good treatment, great service and I think a decent night out without breaking the bank. My friends and I stayed there for about 4 hours enjoying the band, the music, the girls, the show and the booze. We spent roughly 4000 baht and were plowed. 1000 baht an hour is not off the charts in my book for a good night out with some hot girls. Of course this is Bangkok and a night does not have to wrap itself around one venue. The reason I always like going to RCA or Forte for that matter is that within 10 minutes we can hit Cowboy. Which is what we did.

First stop was the Dollhouse. Problem is that going to DH too late means most of the cuties are gone. However there were a few left, all topless and all without underwear. The place was popping. From DH we headed to Shebas. Mostly naked save for the silly stars. Yes. There is some reason that they are bottomless but with nipple stars. However beats me as to why though. From Shebas we hit Rawhide. Home of the youngest and nudest on Cowboy but over time all the cuties get quite an attitude there. Such a shame but a great place to stare at some of the nicest breasts on the strip and usually some all naked lineups but not last night. Seems the nudity was dampened a bit compared to most nights. From RH we popped over to Long Gun. Place still had some cuties and the girls were onstage naked. We were pretty plowed at this point but one of us was smart enough to get a lap dance and concentrate on the girls. When his lap girl went back to the stage she did manage to lose her panties and shoot them across the room to land on my friend’s head. He promptly pulled them over his head and continued his drinking. We closed down LG and headed to 7/11 for some hotdogs. Then grabbed a cab to Spicy.

Spicy was pretty rammed but we scored a table and made camp. The talent was weaker than normal in my opinion but freebird arrived with friends to brighten things up. I don’t know when I came home.

The opinions I espouse on this blog are clearly mine and not shared with everyone but the reason I love Bkk is one can traverse from a g-club, 2 cowboy to a place like spicy all in one night without too much travel time. I love it. Something for everyone. Great stuff.

Funny sidenote:

Was cruising to Silom the other day on a motorcycle taxi. We came up to Suk and Long Suan intersection. Light was yellow so we stopped but the fat Indian dude on the Vespa kept on through the yellow. Then screeched to a halt as he realized he would not make make it across. Vespas are bad bikes in rough situations. They tend to slide out in the back on hard brake and at the same time the front wheel might float a bit. So needless to say the poor chap was a little out of control and came to rest right next to the police dude who was in the middle of the intersection. Nice move. The just looked at each other and the Indian guy pulled to the side and waited. I am sure the cop nicked a few hundred baht off of him. I was laughing my ass off along with my motorcycle taxi driver, but karma always gets you. On Long Suan the motorcycle taxi ran out of gas.

Welcome to Thailand!

p.s.:

The other thing I love about Forte is that I am sure it is the only g-club with a proper puking bin. quality stuff.