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30 Responses to “Best Go-go in Nana Plaza”

1. 1 KhunJ Sep 1st, 2007 at 8:11 pm

   "And I will be found blind drunk on Christmas Day in the grand winner…"

   It's nice to set goals in life.
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2. 2 Bangkok Bad Boy Sep 1st, 2007 at 8:15 pm

   Even nicer to achieve them
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3. 3 Penfold Sep 2nd, 2007 at 4:50 am

   i got a million baht on the fact that you WONT be in patpong xmas day
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4. 4 Penfold Sep 2nd, 2007 at 4:52 am

   fuck it - another million baht says that ill see you in rainbow 4 on xmas day
   do the go-gos do anything special on new yeras eve?
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5. 5 Bangkok Bad Boy Sep 2nd, 2007 at 11:43 am

   I'll happily rig the poll for a million baht, so careful with those crazy bets.  Anyway, gambling's illegal in Thailand…

   New Year's Eve usually mean late opening, but it's obviously in the hands of the boys in brown.
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6. 6 ps Sep 2nd, 2007 at 5:29 pm

   Hi Bangkok badboy, I really like this site and the articles by you. However, you have not seem to cover the most unique topic yet, ladyboys. You can cover aspects such as "Are ladyboys gay?", "Are you gay if you fuck ladyboys?", etc.
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7. 7 Bangkok Bad Boy Sep 2nd, 2007 at 6:38 pm

   @ps: I guess you missed it:

   On Ladyboys.

   Maybe it's time to cover it again though?
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8. 8 hanuman Sep 2nd, 2007 at 7:39 pm

   @bbb please don't cover it again
   @ps In my book a ladyboy is still a man so if you fuck them ,knowing that it's a ladyboy , it's time to come out of the closet.
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9. 9 Penfold Sep 2nd, 2007 at 8:03 pm

   i would gladly honour my bet but as you so honestly advised gambling is illegal and being an upstanding citizen and all………..
   the ladyboy debate is a burning one…….. i have nailed a few katoeys but would never go with a 'regular guy' and dont consider to be gay
   if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck…….. its a duck - but i can see the arguement that it stands up to piss like a duck…….
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10. 10 ps Sep 2nd, 2007 at 10:52 pm

    I don't know what to think anymore. Not only have I nailed post op Katoeys, I have seem to prefer them more than real women. I don't know why it happened, but I stuck with my life principles and allowed myself to experience one. Not only did they seem more happy about everything, they are very accommodating and make everything seem like an adventure. I think I have to leave this city before it's too late, or is it already? So anyways, somewhat back to the topic, what' the best bar for post op ladyboys?
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11. 11 Pants Elk Sep 2nd, 2007 at 11:21 pm

    You're gay if:
    - You have candles in the bathroom
    - You keep a journal
    - Colours are important to you
    - You worry about being gay
    - You worry about not being gay
    - Have sex with men (this also applies to women, of course)
    - Drink through a straw

    Screwing ladyboys has absolutely nothing to do with being gay or being anything but in a Bangkok bar and a bit pissed.
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12. 12 pooper scooper Sep 2nd, 2007 at 11:21 pm

    The only difference between a real woman and a ladyboy is 8 big Leos.
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13. 13 Pants Elk Sep 2nd, 2007 at 11:25 pm

    I just wish it was easier finding one who'll take it in the ass.
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14. 14 hanuman Sep 3rd, 2007 at 12:08 am

    The only difference between a real woman and a ladyboy is one big Leo hanging between his legs
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15. 15 Penfold Sep 3rd, 2007 at 1:21 am

    tears @ the 'candles in the bathroom' comment

    if you wanna label me as gay - fair enough - im comfortable enough to take it on the chin (no not in that way) but theres no way i would go with the guy that plastered my moms bathroom - people that are overtly defensive about being gay have a lot more to answer for

    Think theres an air of 'tabboo' about it which is what i like, thinking i shouldnt have these 2 leggie beautiful big breatsed beauties licking my plums but i love it

    lets get it straight i dont touch there tallywacker and would never take one in the pipe from 1 but some of my best lays have been ladyboys - iv never done a post op though - thats top of my list for xmas - call it a present to myself
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16. 16 Pants Elk Sep 3rd, 2007 at 3:29 pm

    "Going with" a ladyboy and not "availing yourself of the facilities on offer" is like going to Bangkok and not visiting a go-go bar. Or refusing that free drink on the flight over. Or … but you get my point. If not "hers".
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17. 17 werewolf Sep 3rd, 2007 at 6:07 pm

    Tying together the Rant of the week with the comment about being gay above:

    If you don't want a straw at 7-11 speak up with "Mai ow lawd, krap" just as they're reaching to put them in your bag.  It only took me four-n-a-half months to train the staff at my 'local'.  (Of course, as soon as I did there was some staff turnover and I had to start again).
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18. 18 Bangkok Bad Boy Sep 3rd, 2007 at 6:37 pm

    Oh sure, but why do they foist them upon me by default? I don't see Thais using them either. Doesn't everybody just throw them away?
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19. 19 werewolf Sep 3rd, 2007 at 8:12 pm

    It’s probably in Southland Corporation’s “Excellence in Customer Service” manual written by some weenie from Oklahoma based on a survey done by AC Nielson in 1987. At least you know they are being trained with consistent standards across the company!
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20. 20 Pants Elk Sep 3rd, 2007 at 10:20 pm

    Maybe they think you're gay.
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21. 21 ArtTv Sep 3rd, 2007 at 11:54 pm

    In Southeast Asia you always get a straw.
    The street food takeout is always in a plastic bag with a rubber band, and never any napkins. 
    And if you ask for a napkin, they hand you a roll of toilet tissue.
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22. 22 pooper scooper Sep 4th, 2007 at 3:53 am

    looks like your getting a little bored with the bar scene

    your posts are getting as dull and frequent as a laos rat
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23. 23 meister Sep 4th, 2007 at 4:50 am

    I remember being perplexed during my first visit to BKK when I ordered pepsi from a shop in the street and they poured it into a plastic bag and gave me a couple of straws. Definitely a "What the fuck are these people on" moment!
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24. 24 Bangkok Bad Boy Sep 4th, 2007 at 12:24 pm

    @pooper: Far from it - there've been no major posts recently precisely because I've been busy enjoying the bar scene. If only we could all be as interesting as you…
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25. 25 Pants Elk Sep 4th, 2007 at 10:57 pm

    … and perhaps we could add "as dull and frequent as a laos rat" to the proposed t-shirt messages?

    (Anybody know - or care - what pooperscooper is trying to say here?)
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26. 26 doctorbond Sep 7th, 2007 at 11:37 pm

    Someone recently posted that they especially like that people don't rag each other on this site other than in a 'sporting' manner - so lets keep it that way - the erudite shall inherit the earth - this is just asking for the next post to be … "f**k off doctorbond"
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27. 27 Bangkok Bad Boy Sep 8th, 2007 at 3:10 am

    F**k off doctorbond
    
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28. 28 doctorbond Sep 8th, 2007 at 9:13 pm

    A good 'sporting' riposte to start my day - better than a sausage mcmuffin anyday
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29. 29 Bangkok Bad Boy Sep 9th, 2007 at 2:45 am

    Sacrilege. Nothing is better than a sausage mcmuffin.  Except possibly two sausage mcmuffins…
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30. 30 Ma Sep 9th, 2007 at 8:58 pm

    Straws??? I have a big belief that if the rants of the streets would stop investigating every trash bin, nook, and cranny for that lonely plastic bottle to recycle for a measly1/2 baht….. instead they need to be picking up straws and making a small fortune!!
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