The FARANG Speaks 2 Much (tfs2m)

32 Responses to “Tulip review”

1. 1 shykevs aprentice Aug 2nd, 2007 at 6:17 am

   23 days and counting…the sheriffs badges are gonna be sparkling!
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2. 2 knight Aug 3rd, 2007 at 2:21 am

   View the girls, enjoy
   http://bkktonite.com/misc/tulip_massage.jpg
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3. 3 Bangkok Bad Boy Aug 3rd, 2007 at 10:36 am

   Thanks Knight. Wow, they've got a girl called Ninja. Best name ever.
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4. 4 shykev Aug 4th, 2007 at 7:58 pm

   I think i owe this place a visit …….. Is it worth doing the eden club 2  BBB???
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5. 5 Bangkok Bad Boy Aug 4th, 2007 at 8:00 pm

   In my opinion, yes.  Its knockers say that the girls are all ugly, which isn't true. If you get there for opening time (12.30pm) you'll have the pick of the bunch. If you turn up later, the good ones will already have gone. Obviously you're not going to see any 10s - those girls can make a decent living without doing the kind of pervy stuff the Eden girls so gallantly do…
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6. 6 BKK777 Aug 12th, 2007 at 10:47 am

   went there yesterday!
   I highly recommend it, the girl "tongue massaged" every part in my body!
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7. 7 Ma Aug 12th, 2007 at 1:16 pm

   I just want to know one thing……..and be honest…… You guys that let a girl lick your bung hole clean………What does it taste like when you kiss her after she has finished? (And don't tell me you don't kiss….or I will be calling you a liar.)
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8. 8 Bangkok Bad Boy Aug 12th, 2007 at 1:21 pm

   Tasted like baby oil, obviously…
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9. 9 sarsbuk Aug 18th, 2007 at 11:33 pm

   I arrive in BKK in 3 days. Do most the ladies here offer this tongue service????
   Another place on my list of things to do!!!
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10. 10 Bangkok Bad Boy Aug 19th, 2007 at 2:23 am

    As far as I'm aware, they all do. Enjoy…
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11. 11 skeeter Aug 24th, 2007 at 8:58 pm

    Any chance of the girl's name? I think Tulip is great and I've seen a few fine performers, but your girl sounded good!
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12. 12 Bangkok Bad Boy Aug 25th, 2007 at 1:10 am

    @skeete: Sorry, but with daily visitors to this site numbering into the thousands now, I prefer to keep my girls anonymous. I would be rather annoyed if I had to wait a month for a booking with my favourite!
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13. 13 Inbangkokatlast Sep 2nd, 2007 at 12:00 pm

    Went last night - paid for 90 mins. A large pair then made its way upstairs closely followed by the rest of a reasonably cute LBFM. Service much as you described but I ended with possibly the best BBBJ I have had (and she swallowed - I hate the hacking cough which usually follows when they get ride of my best efforts).

    More expensive that Lolitas or the Star but I prefer the view of a naked girl to that of other sweaty fat farang as I give it my all.

    Only problem - I was too tired to make it to the big Mango party - sounds like I missed out.
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14. 14 Bangkok Bad Boy Sep 2nd, 2007 at 12:09 pm

    Sounds like you had a great time - but you did miss out re the party. Or so I'm told, at least. It's all a bit of a blur…
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15. 15 Dan Sep 5th, 2007 at 4:12 am

    Perhaps Yok is the name of the girl described above.   Tall, busty and attractive.  Good attitude.  Very nice ass.   A dream cum true for the anally minded guys.  I suggest you visit Yok soon, if you are going to see her nice ass at all.   Someone will probably marry her.   I also recommend Poo.   Act shy with Poo.  And she will  r a p e  you again and again with her holes on your protrusions.   This lady enjoys banging the crap out of new guys.
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16. 16 Mike Phillips Sep 16th, 2007 at 7:47 pm

    I went in Mid August of this year. It was my first every oily and it did not live up to all of my expectations. When I went in there were 3 girls hanging around near the reception desk. There were all of the fair skinned Japanese looking type but they were not lookers - pockmarked faces and big chins. The mamasan motioned to one girl to take me upstairs. I did not really fancy her and so quickly looked round and pointed to another girl. She was not really much better looking but had a bigger rack. The girl I turned down took it in good grace.

    I was not aware that there was a downstairs where you could pick the girls and there is no fishbowl where you can wait with a drink whilst selecting a girl. On the way up the stairs I passed a girl coming down with a customer. Now she was pretty, like some of the better girls you get in the go gos, but having change my partner once I could not change again and I was already walking up the stairs.

    The girl I had chosen was the polite, coy, nodding type rather than the dirty talking girls you get in somewhere like Star of Light which I prefer.

    When she massaged me whilst I lay on my front she used her nipples on my bung hole and her fingers but definitely not her tongue. Even though I was facing down I have had enough rim jobs to know the difference - and there are few better feelings than that hot wet sensation you get down there from a rim job. In fact she did not use her tongue on any part of my body.

    Nevertheless when I turned over I was of course standing to attention. She spent less time over my front than she did my back as seeing my state of arousal she was no doubt keen to move to the finishing stage which involved more money for her. I had decided before hand that if I did not fancy the girl then I would have the massage only but in practice this is difficult. 400 baht is not a lot of money for a girl to get when she has been rubbing her naked body all over yours for an hour - the price of 3/4 lady drinks so I agreed to go on to the next stage.

    It was 1000 for a BJ or 1500 for FS. She did not offer any extra holes apart from the obvious two and I settled for a BJ. She was happy to do this uncovered and at the denouement she sucked away while my little soldier twitched like he was going through his death throes. But just I had thought that she had hoovered up every last drop she released him and the contents in her mouth on to my stomach.
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17. 17 Chris Sep 30th, 2007 at 2:03 pm

    can anyone tell me where the Oranges Massages is ? their website is in japanese. http://orangesbkk.com
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18. 18 Bangkok Bad Boy Sep 30th, 2007 at 2:09 pm

    @Chris: It's just off Sukhumvit Soi 31, as per the big map at the bottom of that page.
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19. 19 Cabby Sep 30th, 2007 at 3:40 pm

    Whilst I got a pretty girl at Oranges and a decent performance (skipped the massage), the demand for the 3000 baht tip from the guy she knew had been around Bangkok for a few years means I won't be going back or recommending it.
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20. 20 Michael Oct 2nd, 2007 at 6:06 pm

    Well, based on this column I visited Tulips today. Yes, it's all that and more. The biggest differences between the Tulips Oil Massage and short-time are attitude, a sensual massage, and after-care. Maybe I lucked out with the girl who I spent the time with, but it seems from the comments posted here there is a lot of luck going around there. BBB, you are right. 90 minutes seems to be the perfect amount of time. There is time to enjoy each other and no rush to get back to find the next client. It's got my vote for best value in Bangkok.
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21. 21 rael Oct 5th, 2007 at 9:48 am

    absolutely, tulip's the best value for money. There is one girl particularly skilled and enjoying sex more than others, butt I wouldn't tell you the name, she is already quite difficult to book as it is…

    but I am sure you'll enjoy any1 there
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22. 22 Chris Oct 7th, 2007 at 1:49 am

    Has anyone been to the THONGLOR 1  SPA & MASSAGE, 25/4 Sukhumvit Soi 26  ( opp. of  Tara Hotel )? Any reviews? experiences to share? the girls look good on their website.
    
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23. 23 paul c Oct 10th, 2007 at 8:46 am

    Yeah some of the girls at the thonglormassage look tastey.
    But they list all the girls on the website without informing us which location they work at.

    Here's the website:
    http://www.thonglormassage.com/index1.html

    Has anyone been there?
    What's the rate etc?
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24. 24 chris Oct 12th, 2007 at 8:59 pm

    First Day in Bangkok. went to Tulip. Its everything that BBB said it is & a lot more. Absolutely incredible. The 'lip service' was mind-blowing. Heading for Gulliver's. Thanx BBB
    Whats the best time to go to Eden Club?
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25. 25 Bangkok Bad Boy Oct 12th, 2007 at 10:03 pm

    @paul c: Never tried Thonglor Massage, but based on that website I'll definitely give it a go.

    @chris: The earlier the better for Eden Club.  They open at around 12.30pm, so try to arrive around then and watch the girls turn up for work.  It's the only time of day you'll see the full line-up.
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26. 26 ma91c1an Oct 13th, 2007 at 9:13 pm

    Right. Get to Eden at 1230 so you can get a seat at the bar. Have a couple of drinks, and make sure that you have a pen and paper, so you can note the names and numbers of the girls that strike your fancy during first line up at 1300.

    Do not be disappointed if those girls are already booked. Just make your own appointment, for later in the day, or for take-away that night.

    Then head to Tulip.

    
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27. 27 Chris Oct 21st, 2007 at 10:02 pm

    Went to Tulip several times during the stay. awesome doesnt even begin to describe it. Met up with Yok, Nong & May. If you want to get the girlfriend experience, look no further. Its just not wham-bam… They've perfected the technique into a fine art. The  'tongue lashing'  was everything BBB describes it.  In 90 mins you get 2 shots. totally unhurried as if she has all day. Though you know that the awesome sounds she makes is all an act, you are willing to suspend your disbelief for a while ;-). The best time to go is at around 1.30 PM. In one session, you get the vacuum service, anal plus the regular. Its highly addictive. Even got the mobile numbers of two of them.
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28. 28 Ato Nov 5th, 2007 at 5:35 am

    At Tulip by default the cashier assigns a lady to you. Once I got here and some granny was assigned to me. I didn't want to hurt her feelings so I didn't refuse. During the massage of my holy parts I just closed my eyes and didn't cum.

    So always tell the cashier that you want you choose the lady yourself!
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29. 29 noman Nov 14th, 2007 at 8:01 am

    Went there 2 weeks ago!
    I highly recommend it.
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30. 30 xerus Nov 15th, 2007 at 5:07 pm

    Tulip is one of my favourite and I had take outs with one of them , other than the in house services. Mind boggling experiences and come out speechless.  Does anyone know whether Daw is still working there ? Very GFE.. !

    I recommend Tulips for the services !
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31. 31 SmartyAnimal Nov 21st, 2007 at 10:49 am

    Some of the massage girls on the Oranges site are not Thai girls, but from Japanese softporn sites. The ones in the schoolgirl uniforms obviously are, but…
    Just wonder why they use those pix instead of the actual girl's!
    A couple of real cuties there though. I will have to try the place.
    Anyone been there recently and can comment on the girls and what you exactlyget for your hard earned baht?
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32. 32 Cabby Nov 21st, 2007 at 9:39 pm

    There are cuties at Oranges - cuties that demand B3000 so I won't be back in a hurry. I can't be arsed with the haggling when there are plenty of other cuties that are hassle free.
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