Ogoto girls, yesterday
A long, but ultimately rewarding walk down Soi Saladaeng from Bangkok’s busy Silom Road found me loitering outside the Ogoto Massage premises - it’s down past Zannotti’s, at the end of a little alleyway on the left hand side.
It was a couple of weekends ago - I fancied something different, and Ogoto, recommended by Smitty, didn’t disappoint. They offer the standard Thai massage, oil massage, aromatherapy massage, etc - but I was visiting to check out the “ball massage”, or “ball testicle massage” as it’s called on their website.
I get the impression that Ogoto’s aimed squarely towards a Japanese clientèle, but we farangs are certainly welcome. A couple of dozen girls sat in the foyer in white robes, grinning and fluttering their eyelids as the wizened mamasan talked me through the menu.
I went for the “oil massage plus ball testicle massage” for ฿900. Up to a cramped but cosy private room with my smiling masseuse, a shower in the very nice bathroom , and then down to business.
I was lying staring at the ceiling for a while while she worked at my feet and legs, thinking “well this isn’t anything special so far” - nothing was stirring yet, if I make myself clear.
And then the main course. Now, I’m pretty familiar with my meat and two veg. We’ve had countless adventures together, and I’d always figured that, being the owner of said appendages, I generally knew how to handle my favourite organs better than anyone. Most guys would think the same. They’re wrong.
At first it was a rather awkward sensation - not quite uncomfortable, but I was certainly a little apprehensive. And then, by crikey, I have never witnessed such a swift transformation. 0-60, so to speak, in mere seconds.
Onto a prolonged and delicate stroking session, followed by an intensely pleasurable eruption, and then blissful relaxation as I lay on my front while she gently massaged my back. Finally time was up, I staggered back into the shower, dressed and paid the bill, and tipped the girl. Recommended, and well worth the walk.
Official website: Ogoto Massage.
The look like ladyboys in the photo.
View all comments by ArtTv
Check out the gallery on the Ogoto website. Some of them are definitely women.
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Nice advert on Ogoto… Can't wait to try it… Their website's professionally done too…
View all comments by TedEBear
Didn't see any ladyboys when I was there, but yeah - it's not a great photo. The reality is rather more aesthetically pleasing, I can assure you…
View all comments by Bangkok Bad Boy
I have to say that some of the girls on their website are Total Howlers.
However, on this occasion I'm willing to take you word regarding the happy ending ….
View all comments by total-spender
I thought exactly the same thing when I saw the photo. "Guess Massage" anyone?
Perhaps you have some kind of subliminal thing going on.
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Combover - and others - I have a lurking suspicion that the "subliminal thing going on" is going on subliminally in a wider catchment area than you'd all wish to admit. I mean - if you can't tell the difference, what's the diff?
Me, I freely admit to having enjoyed pre-op ladyboys. It's part of the Bankers Experience. And if it isn't, you may just be missing out on something you'd enjoy. Which is what I suspect all this "subliminal" thing is all about. Just like I wouldn't want sex with any female (the fatty farangettes in the foto, f'rinstance) I wouldn't want sex with the stalking horrors that you'd never confuse for a female even if they were wrapped in a sack. But -
View all comments by Pants Elk
the place has a nice ambience - you have to pick the girl you want tho or the mamasan will foist the ugliest girl in the place on you who hasn't had a customer for yonks - for obvious reasons. Full service is good if you get the right girl
View all comments by Martin99z
What's the difference between the 900b massage and the 650b massage, apart from the price?
View all comments by chicagobob
It's the difference between HATSU-KOI and JUN-AI, of course. Like it says on the menu.
Oh okay, I think one is regular massage, another is oil massage, another is aromatherapy massage, etc. They're all marked on the menu in reception - just not on the website…
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Pants - you must understand that chortling about ladyboys is one of my great pleasures in Asia. If I started to over analyse things it might ruin my enjoyment.
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I share your chortling, Combover. Most of the time, the intended effect falls way short, and as any Brit knows, ther's nothing funnier than a man in drag.
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Is it strictly them giving you a wank or can you see and play with some T&A?
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@NewbieBob: Full Service is available. I didn't catch the price, I'm afraid. Looks like a second visit may be in order.
The things I do for you lot…
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In Tulip you pay the girl 1500B separately. At Ogoto does the 900B include the girl or do you pay that separately as well. What's the best time to go to get the best selection of girls here?
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The 900 at Ogoto is for the massage. If you wanted to have sex with the girl, you'd have to pay extra. Same in all the oily joints.
View all comments by Bangkok Bad Boy
So I tried this place tonight. Rocked up at about 9.30pm and there were about a dozen (mostly cute enough) girls in white coupla-sizes-too-large lab coats.
From the menu I went for the 1100 aromatherapy oil massage. There were a few full sex packages there but it all hit me a bit quick and I was drawn to the explicit promise of a 30 minute 'testicle massage'.
I was not offered a choice of girls, but was allocated a very young looking and cute little blondie, who had chosen a Japanese name for herself, unless of course her folks had a thing for melon liqueur.
Upstairs and all as above pretty much. Showered meself and back to the small room to the mattress. If I were to offer a tip here, it would be to whack the dimmer on the light switch down to the minumum. Throughout the whole process I felt pretty exposed, especially as the girl kept her kit on the whole time. Nice kit though it was - sexy white hotpants and a little white vest top - this was a disappointment.
Other than the too-light cubicle, the regular massage was great. When we got to the ball massage part perhaps my expectations were too great, or perhaps I shouldn't have knocked a couple out in my hotel room earlier in the evening. She did a reasonable job, and used some novel hand techniques, but rather too much oil for my taste, and she was still managing to cause rather to much friction on me bellend.
And I should mention that she asked 1000 to finish me off. We settled on 800 cos I couldn't not go through with it at that point, but I kinda thought it was included or 500 extra maximum. So 1900 for an oily massage and a hand job. I think next time I'll be back to Akane with a lower and fixed price, better service and a less good looking but stark naked girl.
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@Combover: Ouch. You got ripped, my friend.
My ฿900 was inclusive of "happy finish", assuming you're talking about a hand job. BJ or sex is extra, as far as I understand it.
Haven't tried Akane yet. I shall do so, forthwith. Or as soon as I've got rid of this chick from Cowboy who's reading over my shoulder, anyway…
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Stopped by Ogoto with a friend last week. He picked the aromatherapy massage (I think) and I just wanted to try the 650 baht ball massage. My buddy picked his girl from the line-up and I was just about to do the same myself when the mamasan said that people who chose the ball massage are not allowed to choose their own girl. Hmmpphhh, I thought. I'm a kind of a 'take it in stride' kinda guy so I went with it. Big mistake.
Up in the cubicle the vibe was uncomfortable (the girl was way too shy), the regular massage was worthless, and I didn't even get a ball massage. She just kept glancing down at the family jewels with quick, surreptitious looks and I could tell she was just stalling for time. After what seemed like an interminable rubbing of my left calf, she took off her outfit and proceeded to try and give me head. A mouthful of me didn't seem to go over so well and after a few minutes she got up and said 'condom okay?'. At this point I just wanted to get things over and done with so I shrugged my consent and did the deed. After the clean-up shower, she was quick to throw off her previously worn cloak of silence and demanded 2000 Baht. At first I thought she was joking. I gave less than what she asked for and walked downstairs, settled the house tab without a word and walked out. Horrible experience. I won't be back.
On the other hand, my buddy had a great romp with a stunner. He was raving about the place for days. Go figure.
View all comments by The Heckler
That sounds awful Heckler.
@BBB. Any tips on how one could ensure that its not luck thats at play. and whats the best time to go to Ogoto or Tulip or the other oilies?
@ Combover. Where is Akane? any directions?
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@Heckler: That sucks. Hard. I'd have complained, not that it would have helped.
@Chris: No idea re Ogoto. I went once, had a pretty good time. Haven't been back yet. Sounds like I may have been lucky.
At Tulip, just turn up at random and pick a girl. If you like her, then call ahead the next time and make a booking. If you didn't like her, try again. Easy.
Akane is just off Sukhumvit Soi 8, I believe…
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There are two branches of Akane. One on Soi 33, one in Chitlom. I've only tried the Chitlom branch.
http://www.pink-project.com/akane/english/english_top.html
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Thanks Combover - I stand corrected. I was thinking of Aviva…
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