The FARANG Speaks 2 Much (tfs2m)

Okay folks. Had to try it. We knew it was coming. We found the location. We kept an eye out for the completion date. We told u the first day it opened but it took me a week to get in there - so to speak. Lolitas Patpong is cool but where are the new girls?First off - they have a great location. Easy to pop in and it looks like u are going to foodland or the small outdoor restuarant next to foodland. I say pick up a loaf of bread and when u come out of Lolitas with your bread it will look like u just had to step out for some supplies. That was my old Soi 8 trick when I lived on Soi 8 with a gf. Hey honey - looks like we need some bread…

Comparing this to the other Lolitas - both Soi 8 and Pattaya, I would say this is the best out of all of them for layout. Simple but kind of cool with the setback from the street location, the big door and the hidden lobby. Small bar, couple of separate couches in the lobby and then I think 2 seperate rooms that are full of the familiar cheap ass pleather couches surrounded by the Lolitas custom made curtain system. Sure - your feet may stick out but u are well hidden. I am not sure if there are proper short time rooms or not. FYI - the curtain system in Soi 8 needs to be replaced. The place just feels a lot cleaner than Soi 8 but that is just due to newness. We all know they never do any maintenance or cleaning at any of the Lolitas from what I can tell. So no UV lights allowed.

Given that the other BJ options around Patpong are not quite as nice will probably ensure that Lolitas will do fine. It is cleaner, more organized and is well known around Thailand. For those wanting a more sluttier option can check out Kangaroo or Star of Light. Both are well known for the similar service but a much different environment.

I guess my only complaint is that there really are not any new girls. The first time I happened to drop by to check that they were open I saw familiar faces from Soi 8. Kind of ruins the fun especially when they all gleefully announced my presence. When I went back to continue my research, this is work folks, the only options for service were all Soi 8 girls. When I go to new places I want new girls so it seems that rumors that the owner was having a hard time getting fresh meat appears to be true.

The girl I did take was from Soi 8 but newly hired. So kind of new I guess. Funny thing is the newer they are the “better” they are so to speak. My experience is that the “pros” at Lolitas get the job done in under 10. For some people under 5. Th newbies tend to not be as polished - therefore the fun just lasts a little longer. Sucks for them but I am okay with it since well - it all just lasts a few minutes longer. In this specific case - make it about 20+.

We have also mentioned on this blog that it would be cool if we saw a little innovation at Lolitas. Small LCDs with continuous loop porn would be nice. We all know this would help the biz. Things will move a little faster thus ensuring higher turnover and less tired jawls of the service girls. We also talked about how there should be something like the Lolitas Visa Run Fun Bus. Use your imagination. We all hate the visa runs but would be willing to shell out a little more for some porn, drinks and well u know. In flight service.

Bottom line. Lolitas Patpong is open. Heres hoping for new girls.

Back to work…