Slight hiccup in my personal sufficiency economy plans…

I wrote earlier about my own strives in embracing the sufficiency economy but was troubled to learn that Lolitas will be opening a Patpong branch within the next month. This will mess up my budget a bit but I will try and get by. As we have mentioned before there are a few BJ bars in the Patpong area including Star of Light and Kangaroo bar. However I am just not into the whole voyeur BJ thing so Lolitas is more my style. The rumor is that the bar will be 2 stories with a lounge bar on the bottom and the well - u know on the second floor. It should be on Patpong Soi 2 somewhere near the foodland so u can pick up that loaf of bread and Mama noodles your gf sent u out for.

In case u missed the post about China u might want to read here first but not only is China trying to burn the fingers of America’s bakers in training they have now decided that creating the world’s first space junk chain reaction disaster seems like a more worthy goal. At first I thought this was something straight out of the Onion but it appears I was wrong. Imagine being on one of the first sub orbital space flights for mere mortals and your plane blows up because China thought that it was cool to blow up a weather satellite just to show who has the bigger dick. Seems messed up.

More later: Weirdos on the Skytrain and why chasing normal tail might get u down.

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11 Responses to “Slight hiccup in my personal sufficiency economy plans…”


  1. 1 PB Feb 7th, 2007 at 9:32 pm

    Sounds like the old thing about size meaning something. That said, I would like to see the financial projections on the decision to expand. Any chance they will franchise the concept? You know, the MacDonald’s thing with the emphasis on quality setting themselves apart from the competition with the sign outside that says “100,000 satisfied customers…today”. Investors will come all over themselves to invest.
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  2. 2 Andy Feb 7th, 2007 at 10:16 pm

    Any chance you could send me a Singha Beer over?. I know I’ve missed Happy Hour pricing. In fact send anything you want over. Oh, I can’t think of anything else I might want.
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  3. 3 smitty Feb 7th, 2007 at 10:39 pm

    PB:
    Well in theory I would say in Naughty Nightlife Lolitas is a franchise. Best known chain with the most outlets already. I think with the money he is making he does not need investors.

    Andy:
    Oh cannot be shipped. Sorry. I could deliver a Singha though if it would help. Just buy me a ticket…

    All:
    I did find the location. Patpong Soi 2. Walk past foodland and take a right - right next to foodland’s building. Looks like a perfect spot - must have been an old pub or bar. However it does not look like they will open soon. I will be their opening day though to compare and contrast Patpong, Pattaya and Soi 8. I have yet to make it to Hua Hin. Word is the biggest problem is getting enough well u know - blowers.
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  4. 4 Andy Feb 8th, 2007 at 5:53 pm

    Its Snowing in England, maybe a couple of inches, & the country is grinding to a halt!!!
    Please send aid quickly, it’s terrible!!!!
    What a muppet country I live in!
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  5. 5 smitty Feb 8th, 2007 at 6:03 pm

    The slight amount of sleet that seems to paralyze your country is just pathetic. I had to navigate Soi 4 home, dodging ladyboys, hunting for street meat, veering into 7/11 for a proper meal - all while pissed drunk. That takes skills. U and your snow… please.
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  6. 6 Andy Feb 8th, 2007 at 6:07 pm

    Does anyone have any ideas on how to put the Great back in front of Britain?
    It spells ‘Grate Britain’ at the moment.
    And we can’t even beat a second rate Spanish Team at football.
    Can we borrow Thaksin from you for a while, just to add some interest & get things stirring.
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  7. 7 smitty Feb 8th, 2007 at 6:11 pm

    Yeah. U guys have scored like 1 goal in a 100 games. I think what we will do is get your man Tony, of course he always seems to be on his knees in front of bushboy, to approve 10,000 long term visas. Then we will round up a bunch of ladyboys and send them over. It should make things interesting for a while. Imagine those girls hanging at your favorite local. he he…
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  8. 8 Andy Feb 8th, 2007 at 6:19 pm

    I am looking at getting posted to the British Embassy in BKK, so hopefully I will get the visa’s through quickly.
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  9. 9 Andy Feb 8th, 2007 at 7:04 pm

    Right, gonna have to pop over now, for a game of pool with the young lady on the Pic of the Day. Gonna get out my snow board, launch off from one of the mountains, & should land in Nana in about an hour. Could you organise the nana floor to be covered with ice, just to cushion my landing?
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  10. 10 smitty Feb 9th, 2007 at 2:48 pm

    hmmmm. how about a bunch of condoms?

    seems more relevant….
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  11. 11 Eric Lim May 23rd, 2007 at 12:32 pm

    Chaps, a word of caution. Had contracted the BIG ‘Gonnorhea’ three times in Bangkok. Once from Eden Club, Once from Lolita, Once from a ladyboy in Nana ….While I love BBBJ, i am just very very cautious these days ….anyone with same experience ?

    Eric
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