I was in one of Soi Cowboy’s classier bars recently - a contradiction in terms if ever there was one. Anyway, I found myself in the company of the girl with possibly the greatest breasts in all of Thailand. And no, that’s not her in the photo. But she’s of similar proportions, and I thought you guys would appreciate the pic.
Anyway, the inevitable happened, the barfine was paid, and we found ourselves in one of the surprisingly plush hotel rooms at the Penny Black. And to the backing of a Bruce Willis movie on TV (always gets me in the mood, don’t you find?), much fun was had.
Incidentally, why do Thais always feel so compelled to turn the TV on, even when they’re not going to be in a position to watch it?
Anyway, she breathlessly told me in the sweaty aftermath that she was single, was extremely satisfied, and was not only madly in love with me, but would very much like to be my girlfriend. I’d just met her. I don’t particularly want a girlfriend, but as I said - she has possibly the greatest breasts in Thailand.
Advice please.
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